Sunday, November 19, 2017

Mexican food

Hi Honey!  How are you?  I pray that everything is going nice and easy for you.  Well, life certainly isn't the same as it was 4 years ago.  Your perception and influence has expanded beyond your wildest expectations.  Which would be great, if not for all that rancid gossip.  Their stinky words can make ears smell bad.  I mean literally, ears can smell awful from their talk.  I like to clean my ears with a Q-tip dipped in rubbing alcohol to get rid of the stench.  At this stage of your business, what they want is your endorsement.  Or more accurately, what they want is to do whatever they want with your endorsement.  For example, a bigot hypocrite would not just want the money of your endorsement, but also to trash you and your endorsement.  So ignore them and whatever they say.  Screw 'em.  Now as my wife, you must take my instruction in matters of Islam and no one else, no matter who they are.  This is because if I make an error, then only I get the blame.  But if you make an error, we both get the blame.  So follow only what I tell you about Islam, and nobody else.  If you need to ask about Islam, then ask me.  Please.

Did you get that, Natty?  Follow only my instructions in matters of Islam, and nobody else.  All the globe trotting you've been doing must be very exciting for you.  Which is awesome, I say.  Get your travel kicks in before you marry, because the kids are going to root you into one spot for the kids' sake.  I happy that I don't need to travel to get my job done.  My food is stable, and I don't hurt my tummy.  I use only my own bathroom, and no one else's bathroom.  For dinner today, I had tortillas and extra hot chili.  It tastes great!  Alhamdulillah.  Here's a tip to keep the gas down from the beans: add coriander or cilantro seeds to the chili.