I think Second Life should have a beauty pageant! It should be a big one with lots of hype, sponsors and prizes. Oh how fun that would be to watch! All the drama and competitiveness, and since it's virtual reality we don't have to kill each other! Unless we're on a kill sim, that is. Oh, it would be so profitable if done right. They should do a live feed of the main and preliminary events on YouTube, just in case the sim gets full. With auditions, parties, and biographies! And of course, gossip!
Natty you look so Cosmopolitan! You're not freaky, you're gorgeous. Make sure you have tons of fun at whatever you do, and make tons of money for yourself while you can OK? Please thicken those eyebrows, just a little. No more plucking.
Pina, all this big business scares you, huh? It's OK to be afraid, just make sure you put all your fear in God. Here's a tip on combating social fear: use only your own restroom. Avoid public restrooms. If you're traveling, then only use the toilet in your hotel room. Don't use the toilet anywhere else, unless it's an extreme emergency.
