Friday, November 17, 2017

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Hi there, my beautiful Erin!  How are you feeling today, you gorgeous sweetheart?  It's the weekend again!  Wow, time sure flies... but God allows the time for everything inshaAllah, that's why we must be patient and steadfast.  You have to work weekends, right Sports Princess?  Well it's all the same old day anyway, at least we are together and will be together inshaAllah.  I saw the movie "Avatar" today.  Have you seen that movie?  It's like "Dances With Wolves", but set in an alien jungle.  It's like a confrontation between the godless and the pagans.  The CGI is breathtaking though, and those tall muscular girls are kinda sexy.  Don't those naked people worry about mosquitoes?  Sure there's a living connection to God in all life, but paganism is a rejection of God just like atheism.  Yeah that scientist said that it's a living connection not paganism, but they're worshiping a tree.  One might not immediately see a religious significance to avatars, but there is certainly one in my avatar- if I get to heaven, I will be pretty.  And super virile.

Why hello, beautiful Natty!  It's so good to see you again.  Ironically, I think it's safer for you to be doing beach sports with your buddies than to be in the city, even though I don't particularly agree with your running around naked in public.  I guess I just want my wife all to myself.  But be proactive about being safe OK, and please make sure your bosses provide extra security for you, because you are MY girl.  By the way, I think Trump is becoming fanatically superstitious.  That's why the elephant ban reversal.  Plus, did you know that his sons are safari bounty hunters?  As in pay out bounty.