Monday, May 20, 2024

The kingmaker

 

That America being so heavily armed gives it the edge in world affairs.  But what about the children?  Laws take forever to pass, and people are so corrupt.  Would it be more efficient to turn schools into prisons in order to protect the children, with a security perimeter and protocols?

I don't think the people would go for that Grace, so you're going to have to do it the old fashioned way.  But don't you ever run for political office.  Your place in the world is to play guitar, and it's more important than your parents and anyone else could ever imagine.  Instead, you must choose candidates who you feel will get the job done then support them with concerts and personal appearances.  These people are most likely to be traitors.  If one fails you then you must choose another, or another, until the law comes through.  I advise that you get that nice ring before you follow this path.  A NICE ring.  The season is ripe with a good chance to take it right to the top, so decide quickly.

But for now Honey, run ads that finance your cause before and after the daily stream.  Make sure you keep your money and the charity's money separate.  No other ads, please.  Don't use your face in the commercials, use other people's faces.  The victims, perhaps.  Ya Allah, please protect my wife.