Thursday, April 16, 2015

Letter to Erin 20150417

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Oh hi, Erin Sweetie.  How are you feeling today?  I pray you are feeling healthy and confident.  It's just another mundane day here for me.  I fell back to sleep after the dawn prayer, woke up at 9 am, cleaned the cat room, took a shower and went to pay the bills, I had rice vermicelli soup for breakfast and stuffed won tons for lunch, changed the spark plug on my motorcycle, voice trained, went to buy a can of tomato soup, baby powder and a loaf of bread for my parents, cut the grass over at my grandparents' grave, had noodles in fish broth for dinner, now I'm writing to you.

I've played the Sims before, not Sims 3 but I remember that it was impossible to backtrack.  Perhaps if I wiped out the hard drive and reinstalled the program.  But I'm REALLY studying up for this game, so I don't make many errors, and get a nice house designed for you.  And my goal is to build your house.  I was thinking about playing as a single Sim, but as far as I remember, Sims die if they're lonely, so I'm going to have to play with a Sim of you.  We will be married.  Perhaps we've always been married.  God, I wonder how long it will take me to build that house...  Say, how about you install the same game and the same situation on your computer?  I would be curious to see how your Sim couple of us would turn out.  Don't worry about me: if I make a mistake, I'll just wipe out the hard drive and start again.  I'll make absolutely sure my Sim couple have a happy ending.  InshaAllah.  Oh wait, this manual says I can save multiple games!  That's nice.  Hey, maybe I will play as a single Sim, but how do I fit you onto your house?  Oh wait, the goal is to build the house.  Duh.

Erin, please try to slow down and take good care of yourself, OK?  I want you to be happy, and happy with me.  I love you, and I need you.