Aw Natty, you poor little darling. You are such a beautiful girl. Don't worry dear, everything will be OK inshaAllah.
Lately, I've been cleaning Bat Cat's ears everyday to get rid of ear mites, or at least every time he comes to me. He is an outdoors cat and a good hunter at that. He's also very intelligent. But my work isn't good enough for him: he doesn't like even the slightest itch, and he's not smart enough to not scratch his own ear to pieces. So today I got sick of his trying to rip out his own ear, so I slapped a restraining collar on him and threw him into the cage. Of course, the first thing he tried was to turn on the faucet, but I secured that with wire. You think you're so smart. You dumb ass cat. Scratch your own ear off.
