Thursday, April 14, 2022

Dear Vogue

 Hi Natty!  Oh, pretty pictures!  With the signature tilt of the head, you're pulling some interesting faces, Honey.  I like the snapshot with the stockings.  And that last swimsuit photo looks like the head of an adult on the body of an overgrown little girl.  Very clever.  Anyway, I have an open letter to Vogue:

Dear Vogue, check out the ad I found on SL Marketplace!  Do you think straight couples will ever be as fabulous-looking as that?  Well, not so fabulous is the exaggerated bust and hips.  I can feel intense back and neck pain, especially in stilettos.  They wouldn't be able to smile like that.  But that aside, only a few young men would be able to pull off a look like that.  Even with the best plastic surgery, eventually the ugly old man will take over.  There's nothing more depressing than a transsexual who doesn't pass.  Another point to ponder is that they would have to wear form-fitting clothes to be able to tell boy and girl.  No room for modesty here.  It's like a beautiful fluffy kitty: you would have to lift its tail to see whether it has balls or not.  This is clearly the stuff of fantasy, and wouldn't ever happen in real life.

By the way, all the fashion stuff I've been doing is because of Natty.  The fashion business community must pay me so I can be married.

Mary's outfit today is:
Alli&Ali Designs Ariel Hair
CR - Enchant Earrings - Blue Topaz
AVA DESIGN Dahlia Top
AVA DESIGN Nisha Skirt - Foxglove
R.icielli - DEIDRE High Heels






I'm all for creativity and couture, but I am of the perspective that fashion should enhance the appearance of a woman, not ridicule her.  Here are my picks from the Rochas SPRING 2022 READY-TO-WEAR collection.  I don't like the frilly wading boots: