Sailor Moon

Hi Honey!  How are you today?  It's good to venture out of the house and have fun occasionally.  I mean, you are successful after all, and not only financially, so have some fun for heaven's sake.  I would like to protect you and keep you in the house all the time, but right now I want you to be happy.  Or you might turn out like me, bundled up in front of the TV watching nothing but Sailor Moon.  Actually, I don't do that.  But Sailor Moon is perfect for emotional creatures like us.  Of course I don't expect you to like everything that I like.  After all I'm not a sports fan, while sports is your business.  And I'm not trying to make a competition of watching Sailor Moon.  I am simply trying to increase the sustenance of my wife.  So you are too busy to really get into Sailor Moon, and that's fine.  By the way, that sketch looks nothing like you.  Your beauty is too complex and profound to be captured accurately other than photographs.

Hi Natty honey!  Oh, you are so excited!  You look beautiful in those magazine snapshots.  But black hair?  Please, no black hair!  Please don't change your hair! 😭  I am sure you realize by now that all this excitement and power is sexually arousing, so please stay away from boys.  If you want to watch Sailor Moon, and I strongly suggest that you do, please follow these instructions.  Focus on the Japanese versions with English subtitles.  You may find dvds of Sailor Moon in many places on the Internet, or you may want to follow the more difficult approach of networking for each episode, which is more socially and financially rewarding.  There are 5 seasons of the anime that are relevant to us: season one (also known as Sailor Moon), season two (SMR), season three (SMS), season four (SMSS) and season five (SailorStars).  Please watch the cartoons in this sequence, and turn up the volume:
1.  Sailor Moon
2.  SMS
3.  SMSS
4.  SailorStars
5.  SMR