Oh Natty, so sexy! Ow! I LOVE it! You're making me feel like an animal! What exciting times for you. You must be feeling as hot and bothered as I am. Please guard your chastity, and your health and safety. Go ahead and be a star. I love you with all of my heart.
Animals have been my day today. I didn't even get a chance to tend to my cats when I stepped out of the house this morning. My brother is out of town, and my mother wanted me to tend to his pets because she can't do it. He has 3 rabbits, 3 chickens, and I don't know how many cats at this time. The cats are indoors. I didn't see them, but I'm sure they saw me. The litter box was clean and tidy, which means they haven't been using it, but I'm not going to hunt down their poop. Stuff like that gets found eventually and in this case not by me, thank God. The rabbits were easy enough to tend to. My brother has rabbit food growing all over his yard, some kind of rosette I think. He has a rooster and 2 hens, and getting in the pen was a bit of a crawl. After doing all that, I had something else to deal with when I got back home. The neighbor is a duck farmer. I think he sells the ducks to the local Chinese for Peking Duck. Apparently not all livestock go meekly to their fate, because I found a duck that made a nest among my banana trees. I suppose she thought I would be her savior. But legally she's not my duck, so I picked her up and threw her over the fence. Then I put the 5 eggs in a plastic bag, and walked around to the neighbor's house and put the eggs on a table outside his front door. When I walked back my mother saw me and shouted, "Where did you go? Were you looking for the cock? He likes to jump over the fence!" Mother, please! Don't say things like that, it's rude! I like girls! I want to marry my Natty!
