Wednesday, August 9, 2017

The stolen biscuit

Hi Honey!  How are you feeling today?  Are you having fun being a star?  This is your season isn't it, and it lasts all the way to next summer.  Wow.  Make millions for yourself for me, and please make sure you have fun at whatever you do.  It's nice to look back at how quickly you grew into success.  What a cute girl!  You seemed scared.  But you took over the world fast.  And it will only get better.  InshaAllah.

You could have made (or could make) much money in Europe, Natty.  With your smooth and classic lines, you are a beautiful young Queen.  You could have taken Paris by storm, and from there the global fashion biz.  But you go ahead and do whatever it is you have to do, and I will be with you.  We'll get there, inshaAllah.

Having trouble with the local food, Pina?  It's only temporary.  You have an iron stomach, right?  You'll get used to it.  Or just eat at McDonald's and KFC.  I don't understand what you want out of Cuba.  Sure Chanel went there once as an adventure, but it's not logical that they stay there.  You would make better money in Europe.  Northwest Europe, like The Netherlands, Sweden, Finland, Denmark...   Yes, Denmark.  And of course, Italy.

I look kind of like Adriana Lima, don't I?  A lot of Second Life designers make slutty outfits, because the sex trade is very active there.  Since I don't have money, I have to make do with whatever clothes I get for free.  This was actually a full length gown split in half, but I got rid of the skirt and it looks sexier with pants.  Well, half pants.  Don't you agree?  Don't dress like this, ladies.  It's too slutty.