Diet?

Hi Natty!  How are you, my love?  You're not on a diet, are you?  You don't need to go on a diet.  You are perfect just the way you are.  That last photo you posted, that was perfection, that's the way I like you.  If you are going on a diet for whatever reason, don't get too thin.  I don't want that, and I don't want you to do that to yourself.

Me?  Yeah, I'm a little thinner than what I used to be.  I almost got bloated at a certain point, but I figured out what it was I was doing wrong and fixed it.  It was BBQ chicken that was making me fat.  Since I got rid of that, all my pants are loose now.  I'm able to fit in pants I got many years ago, and the pants I have now, I definitely need a belt.  I don't have any big mirrors in my house though, so I can't really tell what I look like.