Letter to Erin 20151015

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hi Erin!  How are you, my darling?  Are you busy being the heart of the party?  You're my sweetheart.  Please look after yourself in my absence.  I love you and I need you.  I'm writing this letter a little earlier than usual, because it had been raining from 2 to 4 pm, and quite heavily too.  So it's too wet to cut grass (I tried that before and got wet gook all over my face, and a cold thereof), and the crops don't need watering.  Then my Mom got me some rice from downtown so I didn't have to bother about dinner.  She also said I smell like a cow.  What?  I took a shower at 11 am, and stayed in the air conditioning until 4!  It must the humidity, because the morning was hot and sunny.  Or it could be the influence of Floofy's daughters.  They're always in heat.  They take a break for 4 days, then go back into heat for 2 weeks.  Filthy beasts!  My mop has never been so busy.  But as a paradox, my floor has never been cleaner.  So I'm going to take this opportunity to laze around, watch TV and play video games.  Later after the night prayer, I think I'll practice bass.  Ya Allah, please grant me a good fretless bass and bass amp combo!  And the drum set I want!  And a 12 string gold top Les Paul!  With a nice tube amp setup!  And a complete studio setup!  So many necessities...