Thursday, May 14, 2015

Letter to Erin 20150515

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hello Erin, my beloved.  How are you feeling today?  I'm watching a James Bond movie right now.  "Tomorrow Never Dies".  Where the villain is a crooked media mogul.  I think Pierce Brosnan made an excellent Bond, even though the script writing got really cheesy after they ran out of Ian Fleming stories.  Did you notice that at least 2 of the James Bonds were Irish?  Jonathan Pryce makes a great bad guy, more like the classic Bond villain, even though he could be porkier.  I think I have every Bond movie except "Octopussy".  What's the best Bond movie?  Hmmm.  All the Sean Connery movies were awesome, but I'm going to have to go with "The Man With The Golden Gun".  I once visited the James Bond island that was in the movie, but I was too small to appreciate the experience.

I'm still very busy with my baby mangoes right now, which leaves me with little energy for much else.  I did sleep in today though, like a REAL rock star.  Besides, it rained and I couldn't do anything outdoors.  I've been eating quick meals too.  I made a batch of chili, and I bought a loaf of sliced bread.  I'll have to submit that the machines make better sliced bread than me.  I added butter in this batch of chili, and it tastes awesome.  Would you like to try some, dearest heart?  You're too sweet to be a Bond girl, but if you do get the part, be cautious of the physical demands of the job and your situation off-screen.  And don't you dare kiss Daniel Craig.  Just shoot him or something.  Erin I love you, and I need you.

Here's a photo of a Perlis Harumanis mango.