Sunday, December 25, 2016

Floofy's Cat Bowl

Sorry I'm late.  I suddenly came down with the sniffles again after a very dusty morning, and I had to invest the time needed to drain my sinus cavity.  Can you believe that?  I just got over the flu a week ago which ruined my voice, and now I got the sniffles again.  The Flu Virus Collective is really gunning for me right now for some reason.  **sniffle**

Floofy has a really nice cat bowl, it's made of stainless steel.  I used to be able to leave food in there so she could partake whenever she wanted, but the ants got wise to there being cat food in there.  These are the really tiny ants, about a tenth of an inch long.  I like to call them "Death Ants" because the are the same ants that crawl on abandoned babies, the unwanted babies you hear about being dumped at the sides of the roads, in toilets, dumpsters etc.  These ants are small, slow moving and don't have much of a bite to them but anyway, they seem to be tuned in to Floofy's cat bowl.  Nowadays, I can't leave any food in there at all.  I give her a handful of pellets whenever she asks for it, stand there and watch her eat, then when she walks away I put what's left back in the jar and screw the lid on tight.

Natty honey, congrats on that big old LED sign on Times Square!  I'm sure you are feeling absolutely great about it.  Now that you're getting more famous, please stay safe OK?  Don't get intoxicated by the Public Eye.  Don't get intoxicated, period.

Pina, how's the herring?