Letter to Julia 20120815

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

YOOOOOOOOLIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!

Hi there, my beautiful young Julia.  How are you feeling?  I want to nurture and embrace you, my love.  I pray that Allah will protect us, and our loved ones.  Please make sure you maintain your prayer routine, especially at work, not only to please Allah, but also because it infuriates your enemies and those who wish to oppress you.  It's a shame that a few thugs can tarnish the reputation of an entire population.  But people are the same the world over.  For example, America is full of face-eating homosexual cannibals, right?  No, that's not true.  I've been to America, and I know some good people there.  But there are some rotten kids all over the world, who really need to walk into a trap, like a mouse to a mousetrap.

But our kids make friends with them!  Like Bat Cat made friends with the orange cat next door, who led him into the dirty drain.  Well, I had to wash him, and put him back in his cage.  What about the cat next door?  He tried to walk into my house once, and he got treated like any other cat other than Chee Cheah and Batty: he got a good solid whomp with the broom I keep by the front door.

Now when you design a house, please make sure that it's easier to get out than to get in.  Doors and windows must open out, and there must be a clear path from both levels to a standard fire exit, which also opens out.  Windows must be fortified with steel, either bars or ornate decorations whatever, which also open out.  We should really have a 2 level house.  When you design a 2nd floor, please create a firing hole design, so I can mow those bastards down from above with my automatic rifle, whether they be inside or outside the house.  Therefore, the stairwell should be a spiral type in the middle of the house.

Well, just do your best.

Qur'an 20120815

Qur'an 20080319

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

5.  They say, "Our hearts are under veils from that to which you do invite us, and in our ears a deafness, and between us and you is a screen, so do what you do, we shall do what we do."

6.  Say, "I am but a man like you, it is revealed to me by inspiration that your God is One God, so stand true to God, and ask for God's forgiveness, and woe to those who join gods with God."

7.  Those who practise not regular charity, and who even deny the hereafter.

8.  For those who believe and work deeds of righteousness is a reward that will never fail.

9.  Say, "Is it that you deny God Who created the earth in 2 days?  And do you join equals with God?  God is the Lord of the Worlds."

Expounded 41:5-9
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I am but a man like you, it is revealed to me by inspiration that your God is One God, so stand true to God, and ask for God's forgiveness, and woe to those who join gods with God.

Is it that you deny God Who created the earth in 2 days?  And do you join equals with God?  God is the Lord of the Worlds.