In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hi there, my brave and beautiful wives. Yes, I think you both are very brave: it takes much courage to walk the righteous path. Integrity is a very expensive thing. But courage alone is not enough: you must have the help of Allah. So please maintain your prayers. Erin, I'm not trying to upstage you. I am your husband inshaAllah, and I am the one to help nurture and protect you. I'm not doing what Nicki Minaj did to you on the Pink section of the 2011 show. Really, you were too nice to her. You should have petted her on the head and given her a Milk Bone. So don't look at it as being upstaged. Marriage is sacred. I am here to love you, to help provide for you, and to help protect you. Just remember that Allah is the Best to protect.
I just got done cutting grass over at Casa de Julia inshaAllah. Grass grows fast here in Malaysia. Clover seems to grow the fastest there. It hasn't overrun the place yet, but I really should put a German plant there. What plant is native to both Germany and Malaysia? Cabbage? Maybe I should start a cabbage patch. That sounds like a lot of work, and I'm a lazy man. I did however collect mangoes yesterday. The tree at Casa de Julia inshaAllah wielded a lot of fruit this year, and the mangoes of that tree is the best. I sewed together a net made out of my old pant leg to an old towel ring, and tied it with metal ties to a hook at the end of an extra long stick of bamboo to help me collect fruit with, but I still got hit on the head with a mango. Right above the eye where I got eye strain from watching too much TV. Oh don't worry about me. InshaAllah, I'll be OK. What I need is to make love to you. I love you, I love you. And I need you, I need you.
