Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Glitz and glamour

Natty honey, you're so cute!  I love that upscale sporty look, and it sure suits you.  I especially love those white sandals, I want a pair for me!  That combination of yellow, blue and white is something I must try for myself.  But 315 quid for a pair of boxers?  Blimey!

You and Pina are going to come face to face with a massive dose of glitz and glamour.  Natty first.  They're going to bombard you with luxury and glitter, and make you feel like this is the way you should be living.  You're going to be tempted to take a deep breath and plunge into a whirlpool of decadence, and you're going to forget about me.  You almost got swept away right before Christmas, remember?  That wasn't too long ago.  Oh don't worry about me, Allah keeps me alive for a reason.  But I will be screaming and yelling at you from the confines of these letters, trying to get you to save yourself by being moderate and keeping safe.  But oh, all that money, all those beautiful people, all those blinking lights... and you're so young and beautiful.  I understand that your love life is stressful, but I want to make you happy and give you success and wealth that is your own.  Then when you're done with that, I will take you into my embrace, give you your own home with security and family.  InshaAllah.  But to resist the temptation of excess and decadence will be the test of you as an adult.  This is a spiritual game.  Please protect your chastity.

Natty!  Pina!  Don't be intoxicated by glitz and glamour!