Monday, November 21, 2016

A declaration of failure

Erin, your bod is totally ripped!  You're so sexy!  I love those armpits.

I regret to announce that I have declared the hummus cheeseburgers that I made yesterday a failure.  When I thought about it, it was like eating a burger with fries in it.  A burger with fries is awesome, a burger with fires in it is wrong.  I won't ever make that again.

Natty, did you get your new winter coat yet?

Piene, you're hungry!  You poor thing!  Tonight, go out and eat pasta.  Make sure you are full.  Before you take the first bite, whisper "In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful."