Those shorts

 

What a lucky dog!  He certainly has very good taste.  Natty, those shorts are very tight.  I've been so distracted all day, I can't stop thinking about it.  Aren't you supposed to wear underwear over those?  Do they make bike shorts for dogs?  I'll have to admit when I was your age, I had a pair of bike shorts.  Black.  I wore it in public.  Repeatedly.  To social events and parties.  ** covers face in shame**  I don't know what I was thinking.  Oh by the way, I Googled "bike shorts for dogs" and this is the closest thing I could find:

I made another batch of my generic roast beef this evening.  I call it generic because it's simple-seasoned with no salt, so there's room for using it in other dishes if I want.  But I mostly use it to add to takeout food because it's quick to heat up, plus food service portions of beef here are small and expensive.  I need to eat animal flesh everyday, otherwise my left shoulder hurts.  Chicken and fish are OK maybe, but beef does the best job in keeping the heartache away.  Just a burger patty's worth would do.  I had a lot of drippings left over.  I froze most of it, and I used some to make beef chow mein for dinner.  Instead of using the usual Asian veggies, I picked some basil from my yard.  It was a success, I think.  It didn't taste like beef chow mein, though.  It tasted more like beef stew with basil, and noodles instead of potatoes.  You want to try some?