In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hello, my dearest Julia and Erin. How are my precious beauties today? How are you feeling? You are so beautiful, and I long to be with you always. It has been raining everyday lately, and I find myself having to postpone my blogging to wait for a break in the rain so I can make the journey to the Internet cafe. I think of you always, and of course I have faith in you, so please have faith in God and yourselves, that you are good, chaste wives, and you should know by now that the Public Eye is mostly full of shit, and that your own programming is much more fun than the crowd's. So just ignore what they say. Me, I don't read daily newspapers unless it's old news lining my counter top, and I have my own TV station, which happens to be more popular than all of theirs combined. MashaAllah. Allah bear Witness that I keep to myself, have few or no friends, and stay at home most of the time, and I'm sure your spy network will confirm that. And I again, have faith in you. Allah endorses you to me, so please be grateful to Allah. I love you, I love you. And I need you, I need you.
