Letter to Julia 20130125

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hey there, my beloved.  How are you feeling today?  Please take good care of yourself, because I love you so much.  It has been rather edgy for me both on and off the Internet, but hey, that's the music for you.  The music is from Allah, so I use it to serve Allah.  No I'm no hero, just some lonely and destitute old man who longs to be married to the girl he loves.  Meanwhile, I've finally figured out how to pan fry beef brisket perfectly.  The secret is: no liquid seasonings!  My favorite cut of beef has to be ribeye.  Also the ribs themselves, I love BBQ beef ribs!  Perhaps if we become wealthy enough insyaAllah, we can buy our own steer, take the cuts we want, and donate the rest to the masjid.  We'll need a freezer!