Cat chaos

 

Hi Natty!  Oh you made that jump, right?  Good for you!  I wouldn't have made that jump.  Bad feet.  Big and long, my toes would have snagged for sure.  Are those camo jammies?  Looks comfy!  

I'm doing OK over here.  It's been a cat chaotic day.  Cat breakfast is about 4 am everyday, and today everyone was present.  Then when I woke up later at 9, Adolf was missing.  He must have opened up a hole in my barricade and squeezed out.  Sure enough, he was outside waiting for me on the porch.  I brought him back inside, he smelled like motor oil again.  He must have gone around beating up the neighborhood cats, and later I noticed when I went to the mosque that there weren't any cats around my yard or the street.  Adolf didn't have a scratch on him, though.  Lookie hates it when Adolf smells of a fight.  The kittens were playing as usual, then Mama cat gave a sudden growl and they scattered to hide under the washer.  Adolf is the victorious cat, now he's in a lovin' mood.  Lookie wasn't having any of that, so he turned to his children.  He's a beast folks, that's his excuse.  What's yours?  Adolf spent the whole morning mounting his kittens, boy or girl, didn't matter.  They learned to hide under the washer, but the ordeal didn't seem to bother them.  After a few minutes of hiding, they came out without a care in the world then their father would mount them again.  Jane is his first kitten, and she's a beautiful cat.  She figured out how to deter her father's sexual advances by quickly twisting around and sticking a claw up his nostril.  The kittens are still learning this and in a sick ironic way, only their father could teach them how to resist their father.  How could I tolerate all this decadence under my roof, you folks may ask.  You think I should take Adolf to the vet and get his pee pee chopped off?  I only have 20 bucks in my wallet!  He'll calm down eventually, probably already has.

Mary's outfit is:

::Duh!:: Grey Well Loved Hiking Boots

Elle Boutique - Snowgirl Necklace

LAQ ~ Kira hair 2

Petry Model --> Dress SDFB

I am done reviewing the collections for the FALL 2022 READY-TO-WEAR season, and tomorrow I will be announcing the big winner!  According to Google, Spring begins on March 21 so that's when I will start reviewing SPRING 2023 READY-TO-WEAR.  Here are my picks from the 6397 FALL 2022 READY-TO-WEAR collection: