Breathtaking

Wow Natty, what an awesome view.  Are you sitting on your roof?  That was a beautiful full moon recently.  The moon was so bright over here, the night was white.  What's that burning on the water?  It looks like a love letter.  You must get a lot of that.  I don't get any love letters, Natty.  I do get a lot of innuendo.  It's gotten so bad that I can't take a shower in peace, people think I have an ulterior motive other than personal hygiene.  So I often run errands first then take a shower later.  Nothing stifles innuendo better than body odor.  That's what fame is, right?  People want to smell you more.

Little Lily is looking so much better!  The poor thing was not a very cute kitten.  Her face was so dirty, her face and ears were caked in fungus.  But after medication, she seems to be improving.  Now she's finally looking like a cute kitten!  She's growing fast though, there wasn't time to be a kitten.  The adult cats absorbed the fungus, now I have to treat them as well.  They don't take easily to being fed pills, so I hide the pill in their chicken every feeding time.