Sunday, October 6, 2013

Letter to Julia 20131007

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

YOOOOOOOLIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!

Should I tell her what the password means, Julia?  Or should I let her figure it out for herself?  After all, she is a very intelligent girl.  Perhaps you can explain to her what the password means.  If you want.  Or I will.... eventually.

It's been raining consistently since last Thursday.  I got thoroughly drenched the last time I blogged.  Now, don't be so serious, Julia.  Smile for me, please!  Would you like to play chess with me?   I'm not that good, so I'll most likely lose.  How about watching TV?  I'm not that fond of sports, but I'll sit with you.  I'm not distracting you, am I?  I love you, Julia.  Let's bake some cookies together.

You didn't like it when I referred to you as "sweet and innocent", did you Erin?  Well face it girl, that's what makes you sexually attractive.  You will never be able to match Julia's intensity and sophistication, and even if you tried, it would be your sweetness and innocence that makes you sexy.  So you know what?  You should guard that innocence.  Build a psychic wall NOW around your innocence.  Don't wait until your innocence is destroyed before you build your psychic wall.  Truly blessed is the person who lives to an old age and dies with his/her innocence intact.  Here, I'll help.  Come sit with me on the couch and hold me tight.  I will protect you and Julia, inshaAllah.  But don't ever forget that Allah is the Best to protect. I love you, Erin.