Tuesday, September 29, 2026

I like pretty blondes

 
Yeah, I know who Sydney Sweeney is.  She's a beautiful Hollywood movie star.  Which probably means that she expresses her wealth by going to wild parties and drinking blood, and dines all-you-can-eat at the hot dog buffet.

I regret to predict that people will be forced into cannibalism in America.  It happens when you let the Mob take over the government.  Of course, the wealthy don't care about the suffering of the poor.  Right, Syd?  But if you wanted to get out of the cannibalism and pornography of the Hollywood routine, Allah can definitely help you without your losing wealth inshaAllah.  You need to take a leap of faith.  I need to get married.

I like pretty blondes, folks.

Monday, September 28, 2026

Sunday, September 27, 2026

Saturday, September 26, 2026

Be a Muslim housewife

 
Because you will be a celebrity housewife.  I will do the cooking.



"She wants to play the fretless bass!"

Friday, September 25, 2026

Thursday, September 24, 2026

Pay for the occasion

 



I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

189.  They ask you about the new moons.  Say, "These are signs to mark fixed periods of time for mankind and for the pilgrimage."  It is not righteousness that you enter houses from the back but righteousness is the fear of Allah.  So enter houses through their proper doors, and fear Allah that you may be successful.

The Heifer 1:189

Wednesday, September 23, 2026

Ladies and gentlemen

 


Tupperware party!

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

91.  And when it is said to them "Believe in what Allah has sent down", they say "We believe in what was sent down to us." And they disbelieve in that which came after it, while it is the truth confirming what is with them.  Say, "Why then have you killed the Prophets of Allah aforetime, if you indeed are believers?"

The Heifer 1:91

140.  Or say you that Abraham, Ishmael, Isaac, Jacob and sons were Jews and Christians?  Say, "Do you know better or does Allah?" And who is more unjust than he who conceals the testimony he has from Allah?  And Allah is not unaware of what you do."

The Heifer 1:140

Tuesday, September 22, 2026

Nice to meet you

 


Tupperware party!

Monday, September 21, 2026

Walking AI

 



"How about the halal food cart instead?"
"That line is longer!"

Sunday, September 20, 2026

Mentionable

 


Don't tell me you don't know this song!

Saturday, September 19, 2026

Friday, September 18, 2026

That's a lot of smoke

 


No, she doesn't smoke.  It's a prop.

Thursday, September 17, 2026

Pretty

 



Hey!  Take those expensive shoes off!



Wednesday, September 16, 2026

Nobody cares about men's feelings

 

Life's a beach when you're a pretty girl!




Tuesday, September 15, 2026

Britney!

 
Britney in her heyday!




Monday, September 14, 2026

Don't treat me like an unmentionable

 
In an effort to try not to repeat my mistakes, I got the same treatment from all the women I've courted online.  You can see this in the blog: Julia, Erin, Natalie and Grace all of them refused to acknowledge me publicly.  I thought it was because I had no money.  Then I proved that I can generate a lot of money, but I still got treated as something to be ashamed of or at best, an option to be taken advantage of.  So from now on, whoever I court must publicly accept the courtship before I confirm my sponsorship of her as a wife.  Does that sound fair?

But I'm not in a big hurry right now, folks.  Something will come up.  Something always comes up.  And I'm into Puzzle Bobble at this time.


I took Mary to a video production center to take some snapshots.  No, we didn't shoot a music video.

Sunday, September 13, 2026

Funny guy

 
David Lee Roth is a really entertaining guy.  I hope he's not a mobster.  Is he any relation to Hyman Roth?  They kind of look alike.


Talking about the past during sunset.

Saturday, September 12, 2026

Bicycle

 
Being an independent musician is like a bicycle race!  I was frying up lentil crackers last night.  It's a fine line between chewy and burnt!

This is you, right?  I don't want you if you don't love me.  I guess I saw it coming, folks:  she treats me like an unmentionable.  But they all did: it's in this blog.  I thought I finally had something to offer, but in the end it's all irrelevant.  

It will be obvious what my decision is.  Meanwhile, you have time to prove to me you want the job as my wife.  If you've lost your virginity then forget it.  You can still make money off Mary's stream: many people do.


Sunset gig!  It matches the outfit.  That's quite an eerie cult following you have there, Mary.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

43.  Have they taken others as intercessors besides Allah?  Say, "Even if they have power over nothing whatever and have no intelligence?"

The Crowds 39:43

Friday, September 11, 2026

The perfect girlfriend

 
I've already decided on who I will marry, InshaAllah.  And I'm a very stubborn guy.


Little old lady loves Mary's singing.  Don't worry so much about Mary's voice, folks.  It should be back to usual soon inshaAllah, if not already.  She has a very sensitive voice so it takes a while for her to get over chest congestion.

Thursday, September 10, 2026

Edited is not AI

Fashionistas!
 

Mary looks like Bjork!

Wednesday, September 9, 2026

Movie night

 
This is Rob Reiner's last movie.  It didn't sell.  I saw a street interview with Rob Reiner, and it seemed like he didn't care if it sold or not.  He said, "Oh yeah, go see the movie". The first movie didn't sell either.  It became a cult classic.  The best part of this movie is when the skull with horns turned around and became a woman's butt.

The death of Rob Reiner and his wife seems like a mob hit to me.  It's a situation of over-efficiency.  With Nick Reiner being the scapegoat is so convenient.  The autopsy report has not been released (convenient, huh) because of the ongoing investigation.  But it is certain that Rob Reiner and his wife died together, and very quickly (within minutes) from stab injuries.  How expert would you have to be to quickly kill 2 people with a knife?  It was more than the strength of one amateur killer.

Rob brought Nick with him to Conan O'Brien's Christmas party on the night of the murders.  Nick went around asking people, "Are you famous?" But there is much gossip about the gossip at that party.  I wish I could have been there to observe the situation.  I'm certainly not going to find the motive over the Internet.

Ugh, I hate LA.  I don't know how bands like Knower get by without getting eaten.

"Why are we here?"
"To take a picture."
"Why are we still here?'

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

63.  People ask you concerning the Hour.  Say, "The knowledge of it is with Allah only.  What do you know?  It may be that the Hour is near!"

The Confederates 33:63

Tuesday, September 8, 2026

Why aren't you in college?

 
Because I'm doing what I'm supposed to be doing.

Hey Grace, the time stamp on Instagram is really messed up.  Again.  So don't freak out if don't get a chance to reply.

Black flowers.

Monday, September 7, 2026

Home

 
This can't be a real situation.  Such a brightly lit little camper would certainly attract undesirables.  I couldn't live in such a place.  I'm so grateful for my toilet.

Rome!

Sunday, September 6, 2026

Freedom of speech

 
What would be really funny is if there were Bluetooth speakers hidden all over the venue!

Rome!

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

64.  Is not God Who originates creation and shall thereafter repeat it, and Who provides for you from heaven and earth?  Is there any god with Allah?  Say, "Bring forth your proofs, if you are truthful."

The Ants 27:64

Saturday, September 5, 2026

Heart disease

 
I'm so grateful that I'm out of the food retail business!

Smiling and waving to people at Central Park.

Friday, September 4, 2026

Heart disease

 
I couldn't do all that talking.  Neither could Mary.

New York City!

Thursday, September 3, 2026

Hungry?

 
It's strange how some of these repulsive foods have many fans.  Humans are weird.  Actually, bone marrow is great stuff!

Hollywood!

Wednesday, September 2, 2026

Memes

 



Hollywood!


Tuesday, September 1, 2026

It's not a train

 
It's a fractal!

Hey Grace, making mini videos to support your video on YouTube is an excellent idea.  Just flood that damned platform with redundance.




Monday, August 31, 2026

Sunday, August 30, 2026

It's not a train

 
It's an ark.  Hop aboard if you want to survive the flood.

Hey, that's a fast moving song!  I used to play this as cover in a band, a long time ago.



Saturday, August 29, 2026

Coincidence

 

Going to a very snooty restaurant after the punk rock show.
Meeting some fans at the snooty restaurant.
What?

Friday, August 28, 2026

Belief

 



Folks, I'm afraid Mary's sick right now.  Chest congestion destroys her voice.  But she still has to work, even though she sounds and feels awful.  It's our covenant with Allah, it must be kept.  But unlike Mary, I sound absolutely awesome when I'm sick.  Don't worry, folks.  She's overcome this many times.  The voice will reappear suddenly, InshaAllah.
Mary singing on a tune with Mein Seer.  2 years ago, I think.

Thursday, August 27, 2026

Meanwhile in Turkiye

 





I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

27.  And those who disbelieve say, "Why is not a sign sent down to him from his Lord?" Say, "Verily Allah sends astray whom God wills and guides unto Godself those who turn to God in repentance."

The Thunder 13:27

Wednesday, August 26, 2026

Who's the boss?

 
The old time gangsters were so flashy.  They would flaunt themselves like celebrities, but they figured out that it made them easy targets.  So they just conveniently vanished from the face of the earth.

No, they didn't.  Once upon a time, the Jewish mob had a great idea: why don't they get their own country?  That way, everything they do will be legal, and they will be the cops.  There you go, it's legal to kill Palestinians in Israel.  But the idea had a fatal flaw: it gave people something to bomb.

The Italian mob had a more efficient technique, to be invisible.  Sure some Italian mobs still have Sicily and such, but they're so hard to pin down.  Plus, they're just a tentacle of the octopus.  The Italian mob and its partner the Jewish mob, have always been the go to gangs for organized crime in America, nay the world.  But since the Jewish mob has confined itself to plots of land, makes the Italian mob the more powerful of the two.

Make no mistake Muslims, "Rum" is the Italian gangster network including its subjects and soldiers.  A lot of people.



Tuesday, August 25, 2026

Cut and paste

 
You can't be loud all the time.  It will ruin the tone!

We need bags!

Monday, August 24, 2026

Halal

 
99 US dollars per plate, folks.
But I wish I could have it once.








Sunday, August 23, 2026

Dogue magazine

 
Hey Grace, get George, Lenny and Lucy in here.
Lagerfeld didn't have a dog.  You cat haters better have a magazine about cats!  "Catue"?  How about "Le Chat Blanc"?


Folks, I've finished the instrumental tracks for Shadowplay's next album, "Greatest Hits".  I wanted it to sound live, as if the band were in the same bedroom as you, especially when you turn it up loud.  For example, during the guitar solos there is only the guitar solo and no backup guitar.   And everything is dry, dry, dry.  It makes your ears pop!

When Mary gets her voice back inshaAllah, we'll start putting down the vocals.  When the album is done, I'll release it here on this blog.  Shadowplay is free music, so you can download, copy and distribute it as you please.



Saturday, August 22, 2026

Be kind to animals

 
What, no cats?  How dare you!

Mama cat Lookie has cancer.  There's a growth the size of a golf ball mutating her 4th nipple.  She's 14 years old now.  But she hasn't slowed down despite her age.  Her energy and appetite hasn't changed.  I only have 15 bucks, so I can't afford a vet let alone a surgeon.  The lump wasn't always that big.  But I was stupid enough to think that she's mature enough not to make it worse.  Eventually she made a big stinky mess, and I had to clean it up.  Now she has to wear the Collar of Shame indefinitely until Allah grants me the money to pay for a surgeon.  InshaAllah.




Friday, August 21, 2026

The Legacy

 
Aw, he wants to be remembered.  But vandals have an easier job now.  Instead of destroying the whole word, they can just remove the "T".  And that will be the legacy.



Thursday, August 20, 2026

Wednesday, August 19, 2026

Rock Star girlfriend

 
I guess you're the Rock Star.



Tuesday, August 18, 2026

Don't get plastic surgery

 
Yuck.  Stay the fuck away from me.