Don't let kids play with your toys

 

Short

 

I'm sorry Grace, but it doesn't seem like an empowerment song.  It seems like a song about eating poop.

Are you sure you want to eat that?  You're wearing white!

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

64.  Say, "O people of the Scripture: come to a word that is just between us and you, that we worship none but Allah, and that we associate no partners with God, and that none of us shall take others as lords besides Allah." Then if they turn away say, "Bear witness that we are Muslims."

The Family of Imran 3:64

Chicken and white rice

 

Dr. Tubio seems like a really talented chiropractor to me.  In this video, he has to deal with a bloated, autistic boy who got his bloatedness from his mother.  Dr. Tubio tries his best to be nice, but can't hide his disgusted look from me.  Freeze frame!

Dr. Tubio seems like a really talented chiropractor to me.  He uses x-rays and medical mumbo jumbo of course, but mostly he makes direct contact with his patients, feels the situation and waits for the right moment.  This and the positive results means he's a natural healer.  Natural healers absorb the sickness of their patients, Dr. Tubio.  This will affect you and your offspring.

Mexico City!  What a gorgeous outfit, Mary!

Prank culture

 

I'm so glad I don't live in a prank culture area.

By the way Honey, that playlist idea of yours is brilliant.  I don't see any way of major labels controlling people's playlists.  Keep it up!  Explore the possibilities of playlists...

What a serious audience!

Ghost town

 

I forgot to add, Mary and I are servants of Allah thus not allowed to ask the humans for money.  So if we get killed or wiped out financially, that would cause a lot of dead air.  Don't you agree?

Where are they going to put the stage?

Take the high road

 

Walk the path of honor and righteousness, Honey. 

Let's talk about dead air.  What we're doing with you is international business, and it's never been done before.  Mary is essentially an Acapella act despite singing along with the monitor, so there are millions of followers out there who don't care about the dead air.  They will wait for her to speak again, no matter how long it takes.

When you tap into her stream then restream, it makes you her accompanist.  It is then your job to fill in the blank spaces, it is your job to have Mary's back, because it's become your stream.  People are watching you react to Mary's emotions, and that's where the money is.  After all, there are many other accompanists who jam along with Mary.  The difference is that I endorse you as my wife.  The other option is to play over Mary.  It could bother some people, but it will work because she's there.  You still have to fill the blank spaces, though.

The dead air could be many things.  Mary needs to breathe, or rest, perhaps there is an instrumental section, and so on.  A couple of times, I was so spaced out that I didn't see the buttons in the Twitch app go from red to blue.  Otherwise, Twitch is supposed to be reliable.  What's left is the Internet itself, which behaves differently at different times over on your side or mine.  It could be saboteurs, but most likely we are at the mercy of God.  So go with the flow, and pray for stability.

P.S. please don't smoke 

The Possum Queen of Tennessee

 

I nominate Grace Bowers for Possum Queen of Tennessee!  Make sure you claim your weight in possums, Grace.  You and Granny have similar personalities.  You're definitely the same size.  But Granny is fearless, and she knows how to cook.  Possum.

The expensive dress goes well with the possum, don't you agree?  You can tell Mary had a tough time singing.  Good thing it's just a photo shoot.

Better than smoke

 

Mary doesn't smoke or drink, folks.  There's a frog in her chest that won't move out.

Here's the latest single from Grace Bowers.  Isn't she beautiful!  She sounds so major label.  Don't sign, Grace!

The red carpet at the Audrey Hepburn tribute.

Bass

 

Where does all that bass come from?  Too bad her English is poor, but that can change with practice.

Moon River!

What an amazing job the stylist did.  She totally looks like Audrey!

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

11.  And when they see some merchandise or some entertainment they disperse headlong to it, and leave you standing.  Say, "That which Allah has is better than any amusement or merchandise!  And Allah is the Best of Providers."

Friday 62:11

Normalize

 

Look, they're trying to normalize cannibalism by repackaging it as a prank.

But what really caught my eye is that one of the tasters looks like Laufey.  Another major label task, perhaps.  So what does that sausage taste like?

Latin jazz

 

Oh Honey, I forgot to tell you.  I added a Laufey song to Mary's playlist.  I was watching "The Devil wears Prada 2", I heard this song and really liked it.

How do you pronounce Laufey?  I once had a cat named Floofy, but she passed away.  I loved her so much!

Laufey's song reminds me of "Besame Mucho".  Latin jazz!  Mary was there once.

Without a computer

 

You don't need a computer to make art.  Just make sure it's good....

Before computers, I used a cassette tape 4 track to produce music.  It was fucking awful.

Dance it

 

It's funny how your skateboard is more luxurious than your car!

We are all on the edge, so welcome to life on planet Earth.  Look at all those abandoned houses!  May the billionaires find a malignant virus in their underground bunkers.  Or a nice earthquake.  Go with the flow and have faith.  Pray.  Faith is crucial, so don't be unfaithful!

Everyday

 

Uh oh.

It's always nice to have faithful fans.

Managing a chick singer is so time and soul consuming, that I've become so rusty on guitar.  Sure, I can still do chaos licks.  Who can't?  But 2 bars of organized picking is a monumental effort.  I've run out of time, now I have to spend the time to catch up.  Plus I can't seem to hit the "one" anymore because I'm so used to Mary's oppressive timing!  Then I have to mop the floor and feed the Zam!  Sheesh!

Mary's tired.

Serious

 

Are you serious?  I have a stable job but I don't make any money!

You have a stable job which makes you a lot of money.  You remain in that house because you are protecting it and your family.  But the restless thoughts that keep you awake at night, the envy you feel towards your peers... all that is lust.  Sex.  What you choose to do about that is between you and God.  And that is your moment of spiritual awareness.  With many crossroads!

Mary does her job on time everyday for 2 hours straight because she is a pious woman following orders from God, and she knows that people need her.

Marrying an American

 

Wise man said...

Distraction

 

The Illuminati is small potatoes, Jim.  The Jewish mob is trying to take over the Middle East!

If it were a strange gig, there is Mary.

Humans vs AI

 

Well, they can be programmed to read frames instead of frame.

I truly envy you and all the fun you're having now, but if I had had the same success you are having now when I was your age, our paths would never have crossed.  So I can say this with conviction: guard your chastity and stay clean.  They're going to come for you like flies on shit, and they will be beautiful.  Don't eat shit!

AI consumes water

 

At the expense of humans.  You can add this with the price of groceries to the famine cascade.

Mary is water!

Image is everything (well, almost)

 

Whatever he's using as a kick drum, I love it!

Waiting for the limo!

Movie night

 

Grace you're a tomboy who's popular with men, so how could you expect the girl's girls to relate to or sympathize with you?

Wow, it's been a while since I did movie night!  I guess I was more interested in pimple popping videos.  But I'm a fan of "The Devil wears Prada", so I absolutely had to see the sequel.  I watched it 4 times before writing this review!  

I'm not comfortable with Miranda being so vulnerable: I liked her better when she threw her coat at people.  But I guess it's part of aging gracefully.  The magazine became vulnerable and so did she.  But she did have a plan when it mattered.  This movie made me feel great, because I'm a fan.  This movie is made for the fans.  I don't think there can be another sequel, though.  Meryl Streep is irreplaceable.

Cutest outfit goes to Amari, what she wore when Andy reported back to work!

Loud

 

"Thank you for your kind payment."

All is now

 

It looks like Israel is getting full control of the US military.  The Jewish mob probably had the senators' families at gunpoint.  It also means that the Mob had no faith that Trump will win the midterms.

Look what someone left me outside my gate:

The on/off switch

 

My switch is always on.  Except when I'm drowsy.

Movie premiere after the awards dinner!

Toys

 

Mary won "Most Feminine."

Perspective

 

I'm not the only one who decided against major label success.  I was actually following orders.

"Couldn't you find anyone else to dance with?"

The prodigy

 

Mohini Dey is probably one of India's greatest musical prodigies.  Then she decided to take her music business to the USA.  Sigh.  Now she's in LA.  What do you think will happen to her?  Yes I know, but what to do?

Hot not hot

 

Ah, the weather is nicer here lately.  Alhamdulillah!  I hate hot weather.

"This is Gwen.  She's here to help me wear this naked dress."

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

50.  Say, "Be you stones or iron."

The Night Journey 17:50

New old songs

 I guess I should warn you about all the songs I added to Mary's playlist.  I had to transpose most of them to make it easier for her to sing.

Change

 

Early Chicago is absolutely fabulous.  Terry Kath was just jerking off his guitar, and they put it on a major label!  Back then it was probably mind boggling, but nowadays it's just standard bedroom guitarist fare.

Then the hits came...

If you didn't notice or realize, the issue with the drums is male dominance.  If you disbelieve or deny this, then try to claim justice for your drums.  Revenge is simple: they don't have money!

Survival sucks

 

Yeah, there are a lot of musicians out there.  How did you survive?

I knew the UK would be explosive, and that was just a small crowd.  But it does prove that people are listening.  Next time, avoid sound checks at volatile gigs: just show up at showtime, set up, play then leave.  And instead of partying, work harder at making great music.

We went West meets East!

Content that interests women

 

Oops!  Not trashy enough!

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

35.  Or they say, "He has fabricated it." Say, "If I have fabricated it, upon me be my crimes, but I am innocent of those crimes which you commit.'

Hud 11:35

Pro Israel

 

Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham dying at the same time seems to me something God would do: taking out his friends and leaving Trump for last.  But if there were a human factor involved, I'm sure it would be the Jewish mob.  What amuses me is that the Confederate South is now fighting for the Republican army.  That makes them pro Israel.  Suckers!

"I go first, Mary."

Colors

 

But in her heart she's just an average white girl.

The singer

 

Mall gig in Hong Kong!  Mary can look very Asian!

OK?

 

Anika Nilles is a great drummer.  I found her maybe ten years ago, and there should be a video of hers I posted somewhere in this blog.

Why did they put the cheese in this room?

Bass and drums

 

I like music that moves, so I usually write bass first.

Ah, I've completed the bass and drums for Shadowplay's next album, "Greatest Hits".  I just finished the rhythm tracks for "My Wife", which is a song about a lonely man and his imaginary wife.  I need to redo or remove a drum fill in "Blasphemy", and "Slit Eyed Men" needs more hihat.  Drum fills were extremely hard because I don't have a full set of drums, and I discovered that my cheap and tiny little mixer is mono.  Sheesh!  Don't we all take stereo for granted!  Guitar is up next.

 

Get me the fish and I will make it myself.  I don't need the booze, and I have already chosen a wife.

What would you do, Grace?

"No."

Men and women can't be friends because the sex part gets in the way

 

I want cheese

 

Canned France

 

The Jewish mob

 

So that's what it's like to be signed to a major label.  The gangsters probably have her family threatened, folks.  Her fans should investigate that she's under the gun.  Of course she would deny it.

Watching the bull.