Copycats

 

It's not a trend, it's a fact: cats love to copy humans!

Mary and Gwen outside the studio.

Just another chick streamer

 

Mary in the studio.  I had to change the microphone for something more photogenic, but we use a small condenser microphone for the stream.  Mary doesn't like headphones and traffic noise can get loud, but oh well.  The noise adds some spice to your recordings, folks!  Sorry, no video allowed!

Hm

 

Put your arms down, Stinky!

What, no guitar input?

 

House party!

Halal

 

This place looks like great food.  And it's halal!  I want to go!

How to spend money

 

Those Arabs probably thought they were doing some sort of service to Allah.  I don't recall seeing any instructions to do so in the Qur'an.

Another dinner party for Mary.

Can't help those that can't help themselves

 

Life in the public eye is what drove those celebrities to drinking.  Do you have the willpower to abstain from sex, alcohol and drugs?  A lot of people do things because they can't help it.  Weak minded people.  Like jealous people, they do evil things because they get jealous and they can't help it.  Allah doesn't like that though, so they're not going to get away with it.  Meanwhile, we must the willpower to be patient.

Check out that air conditioner in the video.  It doesn't go anywhere, it just stays in one place and works because it can't help itself.  But it sure makes a nice groove.

"This non-alcoholic beer tastes like piss!"

"Oh yeah?  And what does that taste like?"

Shy and afraid

 

Honey if you're worried about the London and Paris gigs, I don't blame you.  Just go do the shows, whether they be full or not, just go and do your best. 

You've been drinking when you're shy and afraid.  Lately there has been no hesitation, there you go again.  You may think it's harmless and temporary, but it isn't.  Alcohol is the most dangerous of recreational drugs because it's legal yet lethal.  It doesn't numb your emotions but amplifies them.  I won't be married to an alcoholic or junkie.  Please stay clean!

Instead of drinking at a party, bring a book along.  Go to a quiet corner and start reading.

Beer festival!

Male balding pattern

 

The ugly old man will consume all transexuals!

"You would make a great transexual.  People would take one look at you and think you're a woman."

Welcome to Thailand

 

Phuket, Thailand!  Mary is looking very Asian!

A can of worms

 

The 3rd one is the best.

The Alpha male

 

Eat that sausage!

Grace, if it's true that Trump has shut out the Jewish mob then that's a brave thing to do and I don't want to pick on him anymore.  But since it's Trump, then it's most likely another serving of fake news from the master who coined the term "fake news".  So we'll see what happens.

I'm not an alpha male.  If I were an alpha male, I would have 4 wives by now and plenty of money to spend.

The Christian

 

It's remarkable how easy it is to cut and paste the graphic death of Charlie Kirk.  This makes it seem more like a public execution rather than an assassination.  Someone to be made an example of.  If you folks don't know who Charlie Kirk is, I don't know all that much myself.  The impression I get is that Charlie Kirk is a Christian martyr of the Republican party who was killed by his own people.

The celebrity

 

I saw a photo of the UFC event at the White House where Charlie Kirk was standing behind the Trump family, and the kids saw him.  Now I can't find that photo or any video of it on the Internet.  Wouldn't it be cool if the ghost of Charlie Kirk haunted the White House?  What a celebrity appearance that would be!  I wonder who gave the order to have him killed...

She won "Best Female Singer" and "Best Dressed".

Entertainment

 

Hey, this girl explores alone!  Trash dumps, too.  She must be very brave.  Or perhaps she has nothing to lose.

Somehow, Mary looks very masculine here.  Am I delusional?

Bass guitar

 

I got called out for using the cheapest Ibanez bass.  But my bass is so played in, that I don't think I would ever want another fretted bass.  No, I don't want a Rickenbacker.  What I need is a fretless bass.

The new sound

 

So they made you headline a blues festival.  People must really miss your old sound.  

Just two regular girls at the nightclub.

Ain't no mo'

 
There are too many politics in live shows now.  Plus, the mystique is somewhere else.

Austin, Texas!

Fish

 

Well, I guess it's better and more social than scrolling through Instagram.

Delicious maybe

 

It looks like Gucci has their own high class restaurant, just like Dior.  There has to be more of these high fashion brand restaurants out there.  The garment industry isn't as profitable as it used to be.  And you can see the reason in the patrons of the eatery: they dress so boring!

Oh, what about the food?

By the way Anna Wintour, if you wanted to talk to me then just email me.  Don't be a bot.

Venice, Italy!

Delicious

 

There are Palestinians selling shawarma here, but I can't afford it.  The portions are meager, too.  Maybe one day I'll make my own meat wheel.  What I miss is gyro meat.  When I worked at the pizza joint, the boss put gyro meat as a topping.  So I was able to score a whole wheel of gyro meat at a discount.  Delicious, but the grease residue is unreusable and unpalatable.

Ah, we have found Gwen's greatest fear: the girl with the nerves of a battleship is scared of raw herring!

Delicious

 

This is candy coated baby crabs.  Japanese, of course.  If you find this anywhere, you should try it.  Intense crab flavor!  I tried making some myself, but no one here sells baby crabs and my teeth can't crunch the adults.  Ah, I found some!  Online.  Dammit, I can't afford 5 lousy bucks.

I know you don't like greasy foods.  Most local foods here are fried in palm oil.  The next options are boiled steamed or grilled.  Ovens are inconvenient, but available.  It's the climate.

Boom

 

Getting a pizza in Chicago.  It's freezing cold, but we're smokin' hot!

Black

 

Blacker than thou.

Hello Chicago!

Black Eagle.

Look young

 

Unfortunately, some of the styles here are topping 50 years old.  Which makes the person following it just another old fart.

Mary sure looks young in her skateboarding outfit.  She's actually 15 years older than Gwen!

If you had sisters

 

Downhill

 

Is going downhill a good or bad thing?  It could be either, depending on the sport.  Just play safe, and wear protective gear.

In showbiz, fame is that downhill.

St Petersburg, Russia!

Where are you going?

 

St. Petersburg, Russia!  Song for a bag.

Hot

 

It's a good thing you got it easy riding on Mary's train, because it looks like you have to work harder at promoting your own sound.  How are ticket sales?  I think you've lost a lot of your classic rock fans.  You should stream more of your new music.  Everyday.  Looks like you need those recordings now, huh.  They better be fucking good.

At least you're not signed to a major label, and have to set yourself on fire to generate content.

It tastes like fish!

Rain

 

Say, it sure must be nice to get away from the rain in Tennessee and go to sunny Spain.  That little village sure is cute!  Show us what you've been eating.  The easy life!

I don't like hot weather.  I like the rain.  I can't do much outdoors, but I like that too.  I don't want to go anywhere, really.  I like my routine, but it sure would be nice to have money.

Lisbon town square!

How to spend your time and money

 

Buy Taiko drums!

Monte Carlo!

The every person

 

Monte Carlo!

Keep your name

 

In Islam, women keep their names when they marry.

What's the matter with that guy's nose?

Punk rock girl

 

This is beta male punk rock.

Mary wanted to sing with Angine de Poitrine, but I gave her a red ribbon instead.

I'll do the cooking

 

There should be a lot of Shadowplay fans in Spain and Portugal, so I hope you shopped around for a nice place to stream.  Today is also the 10th day of the Hajj, so there should be a lot of cattle sacrifice among the Muslims.

Beware of pickpockets!

At the bullfight!

Change don't change

 

Madrid, Spain!

I love to love tight trousers

 

Women all over the world love to wear tights and tight trousers.  Tights are probably the most popular item of apparel.  I asked someone why she liked tights, she responded "I like the feeling of being held close." So camel toe is a normal thing?

Perhaps a utilitarian perspective would be appropriate.  The crevices could be used to store objects like cell phones and guitar picks.

What?

The poverty cycle

 

University gig.

No pedals

 

Acoustic guitar!

Berlin!

I agree

 

Down with 5 string basses!

Berlin!

Ha?

 

Only Mary Unknown7 could look like Gal Gadot, wave a flag of Ukraine, and try for Malta at the Eurovision!

Crowd pleaser

 

Mary trying out for Malta at the Eurovision!

Relatively in tune

 

Say, that guy looks familiar.  What's his name?  Didn't you use to hang out with him at Gibson?  Didn't he play at one of your benefits?

Anyway, I've never tried true temperament frets.  Sure, I like being in tune.

Yacht party in Greece.

The good ole days

 

Look at how beautiful you are!  It's been 2 years since that crossroads, huh!  I certainly remember the effort I put in, trying to get to you.  So do you prefer who you are now, or would you like to go back to the good ole days?  Your clothes were so charming back then.

An old friend once asked me if I would like to return to the times we experienced together.  I said that those days are fun to remember, but I don't want to relive them.

If you were wondering about people who pushed you away before but now they want to hang out with you, I wouldn't want to have anything to do with them.  For me, it's a case of "Fuck you for the way you treated me before".  But you probably want to be friends with them, that's why you think about it.  Well this takes courage, Grace.  Do you really want to risk your heart and body to be part of the gang?  Groups of men, they just want to fuck: there is no exception.  You will need to fight your way out of a bad situation, and I bet you can't.  Leave them alone.  If they bug you, tell them they scare you then call the cops.  Friendships that happen naturally without your trying too hard are the best.  My best friends are cats and Allah.

At the pantheon.  The crowd is huge, but far away!

No, look that way instead

 

I expect the Jewish mob are building another sphere somewhere in the Middle East.  No I didn't give them the idea, they thought of it themselves.  What do you do when you gather wealth as gangsters?  You try to get everyone else to think that you're elevated.  The Sphere is a great place to program the illusion of miracles.  Too bad for them the real action is somewhere else.

Horror

 

I'm sorry you're scared about all this success.  Pray and put your fear in Allah, you'll be fine and have a great time.  I don't really feel much of anything myself, it's all the same old same old to me.  I'm grateful to Allah, of course.  Ya Allah, please grant me lots of money to spend on things I want and a new car.

Las Vegas!

I want lamb chops

 

Rio!

The next Michael Jackson

 

Barbin Ili is famous for being that dancing robot doll from China.  I think she's better off doing dance moves like this video.  Too bad she doesn't sing.

Rio!