What are the US gas prices now? If gas prices are still high, then that means the Strait of Hormuz is still closed and the US lost the war. Didn't someone say the gas prices were going down? That must have been fake news. Get those gas prices down now, and keep them down!
In not fake news, Helmut got punched in the face by his father. I didn't notice the wound until he stopped eating, then I saw it on the black patch of fur. I drained and disinfected it- there was so much pus! I had to put the Collar of Shame on him, but it won't fit his fat head. He is feeling better now though, so alhamdulillah. I suppose fathers in the USA are punching their fat boys for not joining the military service. "Let the army pay for him!" says Dad. At least he didn't dodge the draft 5 times. Only a traitor would do that. Well since the USA is winning, you don't need a draft. Especially since you're sending ICE there first.
It's time for me to make more hot sauce. This time I started from scratch, using the big mild peppers. I boiled up to dried peppers then blended them, one batch plain and the other with garlic and starch. My stomach seems to cope with these peppers, so I will be using them permanently from now. They taste better than the pre-blended stuff I used to buy. Oh God, I miss spicy food. I guess I'm not young and reckless anymore. I'm old and reckless.
