Letter to Julia 20140707

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hello, my dearest Julia and Erin.  How are the most beautiful women in the world today?  Have you been fasting?  Today, I woke up at 3am to start preparing my predawn meal.  I've been spending most of my nights cooking.  This morning is steak and potatoes- rather basic, huh?  Anyway, as I was sipping my coffee, a flying bug bumped into me, rather an odd looking bug, different than the usual pests that swarm around the light above my stove top.  Then more and more bugs joined in, so I switched on the light in the living room t distract the bugs, and I started to cook in the dark.  When a huge swarm built up at the light, I realized that they were bees.  At 3am!  So I turned on the light in the cage where I've been keeping Chee Cheah, and turned off the living room light.  I've had to put a restrictive collar on poor little Chee Cheah because she kept on gnawing at herself, then keep her in the cage where I used to store my motorcycle.  I let the cat loose so the bees wouldn't sting her.  When bees swarm aimlessly like that, it usually means the Queen is dead.  I felt sorry for the little things, when they started dying off.  I figured the bees would leave when daylight came, but I forgot to open the door to the cage, so I got stung on the head for being stupid.