Yikes!

 

Hi Natty!  Tears of gold, huh.  I suppose 

"Model Natalie Ludwig and her partner, photographer Austin Calvello share a moment of intimacy" and "Natalie Ludwig and Austin Calvello share emotional visuals from a recent trip, exploring moments of intimacy, devotion and togetherness" means what it means.  You've worked with Austin for years already, right?  Thank you for telling me about this.  The problem is that I still trust you.  And I still don't have a ring so until then, you have all that time.  Unless of course, you gave up your chastity.

You folks are thinking, "Why doesn't he hook up with a fan?"  Well, I can get fanatics without having to hook up.  But I am a Muslim, and chastity is a big deal to me.  Plus, I like blondes.  So if Natalie is through with me, then my next move is to negotiate with parents in the Netherlands.