In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hello there, my beloved sweetheart Erin. Are you feeling good today? You are such a sweet, nostalgic girl. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas. Muslims celebrate Ramadan and the 2 Eids. This is a Muslim community, so the Internet cafe is open and I am able to blog this love letter today. I love you, and I need you.
I did grill a fish this morning. I'm not celebrating Christmas, I'm just grilling a fish. My Dad gave me a huge hardtail scad, and I spent the whole morning yesterday processing it. Hardtail scad has no scales, but a thick skin which makes it perfect for stiffing and grilling. It is the big fish that have the flavor, a strong and thick flavor, and a strong smell so when you gut it, the fishy smell lingers. Yeah, it's fresh: it's just a fish with strong flavor. I filleted it and kept the flesh for sashimi, took off the head and tail, and saved the skin and bones for grilling. It was a big fish, so there was still a lot of flesh left. The key to stuffing is that the stuffing has to be ready to eat before you stuff whatever. For this fish, I blended onions then strained them and sauteed them in vinegar and anchovy bouillon. Then I grilled it and basted it with butter. Fancy some? I'm not celebrating Christmas. I'm just grilling a fish.
Thursday, December 25, 2014
Tuesday, December 23, 2014
Letter to Erin 20141223
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hi there, Dreamer Girl. Any ordinary person would think that after all those sweet words I used in the last letter, you would be in a cuddly mood. Instead, it put you in a fighting mood. I hope you're not the type of girl who believes that two people who quarrel with each other all the time are actually really close. The Japanese think that too. That philosophy didn't work for Lupe Velez, though. I believe patience works better. I don't know what happiness is, but I'm absolutely certain that quarreling doesn't make me feel good. Besides, I don't want to say anything to you that would hurt your feelings. I want you to feel without any doubt at all that I love you, I would do all I can to protect you, and I will never abandon you inshaAllah. I love you, and I need you. But Allah is the Best to Protect. You do me no favors by embracing slam. Rather, Allah has conferred a favor upon you by guiding you to the faith.
To see a snake in a dream is a sign of deception, treachery, and danger thereof. You must make an effort to kill any snake you see in a dream. If I am there with you, I will kill the snake inshaAllah. If the snake is the size of a python or anaconda, there is also a serious illness present. If the snake is bigger than a python or anaconda, say maybe the size of a skyscraper, then the evil of human nature is meant. Like conflict against countries, or international organizations criminal or otherwise. No human can kill a giant snake, but that doesn't mean that you should just let it do whatever it wants. You must find a way to defeat it. Only God can kill that snake. It is a dream though, so perhaps God might supply you with a giant sword or gun to fight the snake. The cleaner your body is, the more reliable the information is that you get from your dreams. So please stay clean, my beloved.
Hi there, Dreamer Girl. Any ordinary person would think that after all those sweet words I used in the last letter, you would be in a cuddly mood. Instead, it put you in a fighting mood. I hope you're not the type of girl who believes that two people who quarrel with each other all the time are actually really close. The Japanese think that too. That philosophy didn't work for Lupe Velez, though. I believe patience works better. I don't know what happiness is, but I'm absolutely certain that quarreling doesn't make me feel good. Besides, I don't want to say anything to you that would hurt your feelings. I want you to feel without any doubt at all that I love you, I would do all I can to protect you, and I will never abandon you inshaAllah. I love you, and I need you. But Allah is the Best to Protect. You do me no favors by embracing slam. Rather, Allah has conferred a favor upon you by guiding you to the faith.
To see a snake in a dream is a sign of deception, treachery, and danger thereof. You must make an effort to kill any snake you see in a dream. If I am there with you, I will kill the snake inshaAllah. If the snake is the size of a python or anaconda, there is also a serious illness present. If the snake is bigger than a python or anaconda, say maybe the size of a skyscraper, then the evil of human nature is meant. Like conflict against countries, or international organizations criminal or otherwise. No human can kill a giant snake, but that doesn't mean that you should just let it do whatever it wants. You must find a way to defeat it. Only God can kill that snake. It is a dream though, so perhaps God might supply you with a giant sword or gun to fight the snake. The cleaner your body is, the more reliable the information is that you get from your dreams. So please stay clean, my beloved.
Qur'an 20141223
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
14. And if an entry had been effected to them from the sides, and they had been incited to sedition, they would have certainly brought it to pass, with none but a brief delay!
15. And yet they had already covenanted with Allah not to turn their backs, and a covenant with Allah must be answered for.
16. Say, "Running away will not profit you if you are running away from death or slaughter, and even if, no more than a respite will you be allowed to enjoy!"
17. Say, "Who is it that can screen you from Allah if it be God's wish to give you punishment, or to give you mercy?" Nor will they find for themselves, besides Allah, any protector or helper.
18. Verily Allah knows those among you who keep back, and those who say to their brethren, "Come along to us," but come not to the fight except for just a little while.
19. Covetous over you. Then when fear comes, you will see them looking at you, their eyes rolling like one over whom hovers death. But when the fear is past, they will smite you with sharp tongues, covetous of goods. Such men have no faith, and so Allah has made their deeds of no effect, and that is easy for Allah.
The Confederates 33:14-19
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Running away will not profit you if you are running away from death or slaughter, and even if, no more than a respite will you be allowed to enjoy!
Who is it that can screen you from Allah if it be God's wish to give you punishment, or to give you mercy?
14. And if an entry had been effected to them from the sides, and they had been incited to sedition, they would have certainly brought it to pass, with none but a brief delay!
15. And yet they had already covenanted with Allah not to turn their backs, and a covenant with Allah must be answered for.
16. Say, "Running away will not profit you if you are running away from death or slaughter, and even if, no more than a respite will you be allowed to enjoy!"
17. Say, "Who is it that can screen you from Allah if it be God's wish to give you punishment, or to give you mercy?" Nor will they find for themselves, besides Allah, any protector or helper.
18. Verily Allah knows those among you who keep back, and those who say to their brethren, "Come along to us," but come not to the fight except for just a little while.
19. Covetous over you. Then when fear comes, you will see them looking at you, their eyes rolling like one over whom hovers death. But when the fear is past, they will smite you with sharp tongues, covetous of goods. Such men have no faith, and so Allah has made their deeds of no effect, and that is easy for Allah.
The Confederates 33:14-19
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Running away will not profit you if you are running away from death or slaughter, and even if, no more than a respite will you be allowed to enjoy!
Who is it that can screen you from Allah if it be God's wish to give you punishment, or to give you mercy?
Saturday, December 20, 2014
Letter to Erin 20141220
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hey there, beautiful heart. How are you today, you wonderful, gorgeous girl? How I long to be with you, my dearest Erin, and give you all my love. Please don't you ever feel sad, because I want you to feel loved and loved and loved. For I am the one who loves you, from here to the afterlife. You are my heart, my wife. I love you, and I need you.
I pray you are taking good, loving care of yourself. I would love to be with you and help put your hair up in a knot, and make you a nice cashew shoot salad, but since I can't right now then I want you to eat properly, stay fit, and get lots of rest. I hope you realize that you don't have to chase after the crowd anymore. I am your public relations machine now, and you are my girl. All you have to do is be beautiful. And you are beautiful. You are the most beautiful girl in the world. I love you, Erin. Sweet, beautiful Erin.
Thursday, December 18, 2014
Letter to Erin 20141218
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
The song goes, "The waiting is the hardest part." I've been waiting my whole life- I've never been married, even though I've always wanted to be married. And I will never be successful in music business in the conventional way. You know what I mean: aerobics in sync with dancers behind me while singing, and getting tattoos etc. I have to make my own way, and that way is inspired by God. While of course I can't let what people say corrupt my vision, the worst thing you can do is let the crowd tell you what to do. Please remember that the crowd is not your friend. A school of fish is a bait ball.
You must be patient and wait. Ignore the crowd, and wait. Yes, I know you have a tender heart which I so adore, but this time you must protect your emotions from the crowd. My world is your world now, because you are MY girl. So be in my world, and be oblivious to what people say. You're taller than most of them anyway, so look over their heads, and think about your house. How would you like your house to be? Please have faith in God, maintain your prayers, and know that I love you, and I need you.
The smell of home made pizza is driving my kittens berserk. You want some pizza?
Qur'an 20141218
28. They say, "When will this decision be, if you are telling the truth?"
29. Say, "On the Day of Decision, no profit will it be to unbelievers if they believe, nor will they be granted a respite."
30. So turn away from them, and wait: they too are waiting.
The Prostration 32:28-30
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On the Day of Decision, no profit will it be to unbelievers if they believe, nor will they be granted a respite.
Wednesday, December 17, 2014
Letter to Erin 20141216
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Suddenly Erin rules over all models. USA! USA! USA!
Next, a house for Erin.
At this time, I'm living in a little house right next door to my parents' house. On the other side of my little house stands my grandfather's old house. Nobody lives in there anymore except for beasts and jinns (I'm serious), it's made of wood and brick with zinc roofing, and it's totally run down and termite infested. But it stands on a sizable piece of property. It is my plan to own that land and the land that my little house stands on, and build a nice, large, and modern house for my wife. InshaAllah.
That's you, Erin. InshaAllah. I love you and I need you.
And the little house I currently live in will be converted into my office/studio. InshaAllah. You won't ever have to live in this little house if you don't want to. You will move into your house when it's ready. InshaAllah. I want you to be patient and wait, make lots of money for yourself, and maintain your chastity and your daily prayers.
Suddenly Erin rules over all models. USA! USA! USA!
Next, a house for Erin.
At this time, I'm living in a little house right next door to my parents' house. On the other side of my little house stands my grandfather's old house. Nobody lives in there anymore except for beasts and jinns (I'm serious), it's made of wood and brick with zinc roofing, and it's totally run down and termite infested. But it stands on a sizable piece of property. It is my plan to own that land and the land that my little house stands on, and build a nice, large, and modern house for my wife. InshaAllah.
That's you, Erin. InshaAllah. I love you and I need you.
And the little house I currently live in will be converted into my office/studio. InshaAllah. You won't ever have to live in this little house if you don't want to. You will move into your house when it's ready. InshaAllah. I want you to be patient and wait, make lots of money for yourself, and maintain your chastity and your daily prayers.
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