Letter to Julia 20140903

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

My dearest Julia and Erin, my beautiful, darling wives, I love you so much.  You are my life and afterlife, I want to give you happiness and help protect you.  I pray that you are feeling on top of the world, and I assure you inshaAllah that you are at the top of your game, so please maintain your prayers.  You are so beautiful, you are the most beautiful girls in the world, because you are MY girls.  MINE, MINE.  Thank you for your love.  I love you, I love you.  And I need you, I need you.

Do you remember September of last year?  I swear to you that I was completely clueless, and was just going with the flow.  I didn't want to do or say anything to hurt Julia's feelings.  But Allah clued me in that Julia would have a super tough time being the only blonde in Perlis plus having to live in the Public Eye with me, and warned me not leave a certain other girl hanging in limbo, but I didn't know who she was.  It was her sad eyes that made me know for certain that she is my second wife.  There was no calculation, I was just stupid.  And we were all just dancing to a show that never ends.

Qur'an 20140903

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

78.  It is God who has created for you hearing, sight, feeling, and understanding.  Little thanks it is you give!

79.  And God has multiplied you through the earth, and to God shall you be gathered back.

80.  It is God Who gives life and death, and to God the alternation of night and day.  Will you not then understand?

81.  On the contrary, they say things similar to what the ancients said.

82.  They say, "What!  When we become dust and bones, could we really be raised up again?"

83.  "Such things have been promised to us and our fathers before!  They are nothing but tales of the ancients!"

84.  Say, "To whom belong the earth and all things therein?  If you know!"

85.  They will say, "To Allah!"  Say, "Yet, will you not receive admonition?"

The Believers 23:78-85
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To whom belong the earth and all things therein?  If you know!

Yet, will you not receive admonition?
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Ya Allah, thank You for all You have given me.  Please forgive me as I will never be able to thank You adequately.

Letter to Julia 20140902

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

My dearest, gorgeous Julia, I really want you to have your own bathroom.  I feel humiliated to have you share my shower.  You are my Queen, and I want you to have a Queen's bathroom which, when we marry and you move into this little house with me while we supervise the building of your house inshaAllah, would be part of an entire room of this little house reserved strictly for your wardrobe.  Sigh!  Life is full of unattainable dreams of various magnitudes.  Please pray that Allah allows me the means to treat you as the Queen that you are, because I love you, and I need you.  Besides, Boss Spider has been hanging out in my toilet for the past 7 months, and while I accept that you wouldn't want to deal with him, I don't want you to hurt him either because he is a friend of mine.  There's so much I need to give you a good married life.  And sweet beautiful Erin, I want you to have the same, for you are my Queen too.  You wouldn't have to live in this little house when we marry inshaAllah, that's why Julia with all due respect is the Boss Wife.  I don't want you to be unhappy with me, you are so precious to me, and I want to give you the best of tender loving care, because I love you, and I need you.

My compound was a mess, because for the past few days 4 mature trees had been broken down to be removed.  My Dad arranged to have that done for which I am grateful.  Thanks, Dad.  After they remove everything by truck, there will be much tidying up to do.  But actually, they did quite a good job of cleaning up, so my task is light.  Alhamdulillah.  Meanwhile, please take good loving care of yourselves in my absence, and be good girls that the world would be proud of.

Letter to Julia 20140830

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hello there, my dearest Julia and Erin.  How are you feeling today, my beloved wives?  My Rock and Roll Babes!  Better than all those other girls, huh?  Well, I think you are.  Because you are MY girls.  You are the most beautiful girls in the world.  Because you are MY girls.  MINE, MINE.  I love you, and I need you.

This is my week of isolation, where I try to avoid the Internet and people in general as much as possible, so please forgive me if I don't write so often.  It has nothing to do with you, in fact I wish you were with me to share my isolation, and I can spend the week just kissing you.  My Dad made arrangements to remove the 2 giant trees behind my small house, which was raining debris on my roof and breaking the shingles, plus being a fire hazard at that.  For this I am grateful, for I don't have to wait until I can afford to have it done.  So I spent the evening cutting grass and moving things around and chopping other trees and things to make room for the removal.  So now my feet hurt, and I just want to relax and watch TV.  Wish you were here.

Letter to Julia 20140828

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Loving greetings, my beloved Julia and Erin.  How are you feeling today, my most precious darlings?  I've had a lot of homework lately for sure, but it's also been raining a lot.  I prefer to warm up over having to cool down, so the weather has been awesomely comfortable for me.  So this morning I slept in after the dawn prayer until 11 am.  Alhamdulillah, I feel like a wealthy man.  But I'm not wealthy yet, just lazy.  I just want to snuggle with you and make love all day.  But I'm an old man, so I can't even so that.  I'm going to have to do drugs to keep up with one of you, let alone the both of you.  I love you, I love you.  And I need you, I need you.

It's been over 2 weeks of Kitten TV, and my kittens are still alive!  SubhanAllah!  Alhamdulillah!  LailahaillAllah!  Allahuakbar!  Actually, they seem to be doing quite well.  They can see now, so when I peer in on them while they're sleeping, they all open their eyes simultaneously, and I am greeted by 5 pairs of kitten sized cat eyes glowing at me.  They're also able to crawl now, so they've been able to escape the cave I made for them.  This cave is a box of dimensions 22" x 10" x 30" laid flat on its side, with air holes poked in on top, and draped with old sarongs to absorb moisture and moving air.  So the mouth of the cat cave is wide open, and the kittens have acquired the famous curiosity that cats are famous for, and have started crawling out then bawling when their little legs get tired.  So Mama Cat has more than a mouthful to keep the babies in their crib, after all she can only carry a mouthful at a time.  So I taped a 3 inch barrier at the mouth of the cat cave that their hind legs can't scale, so what is visible is 5 little kitten heads neatly arranged on top of the barrier.  Cute!  I love kittens!

Letter to Julia 20140825

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hi there, my gorgeous wives.  I want to say that I love you, I love you.  I miss you terribly even though we've never met, because I need you, I need you.  I pray that you are taking good, sweet care of yourselves n my absence, and that you are maintaining your prayers.  Please be my wives, and join me in Islam.

Here's a Kitten TV newsflash: Batty-Watty Bat Cat has blue eyes!  Kitten eyes are generally dark, so you can't tell what color they are, but Batty's eyes are such a deep, powerful blue that they shine.  He's so friendly, too.  What a cute little kitten!  They are all so adorable.  The kitten of choice according to mama cat Floofy is little -------, the white and blonde calico.  She's like a little Floofy clone.  Floofy has become much more civilized since I first met her.  She never uses the cat box lately.  Instead she asks to go outside, then asks to come back in.  It's been raining a lot lately, and the rain agitates her, probably because she lost her first set of kittens to the flu.  So a couple of times, she started moving the brood, then puts them back.  That's how I found out which kitten was her favorite, by observing the first kitten she moves.  I love kittens!

Qur'an 20140825

67.  To every people have We appointed rites and ceremonies which they must follow: let them not then dispute with thee on the matter, but do thou invite to thy Lord, for thou art assuredly on the Right Way.

68.  If they do wrangle with thee, say: "Allah knows best what it is you are doing."

69.  Allah will judge between you on the Day of Judgement concerning the matters in which you differ.

70.  Know you not that Allah knows what is in the heavens and on earth?  Indeed it is all in a record, and that is easy for Allah.

71.  Yet they worship, besides Allah, things for which no authority has been sent down to them, and of which they have no knowledge: for those that do wrong there is no helper.

72.  When Our Clear Signs are rehearsed to them, thou will notice a denial on the face of the unbelievers!  They nearly attack with violence those who rehearse our signs to them.  Say, "Shall I tell you of something worse than these Signs?  It is the Fire!  Allah has promised it to the unbelievers!  And evil is that destination!"

73.  O humans!  Here is a parable set forth!  Listen to it!  Those on whom, besides Allah, you call cannot create a fly, if they all met together for the purpose!  And if the fly should snatch anything away from them, they would have no power to release it from the fly.  Feeble are those who petition and those on whom they petition!

74.  No just estimate have they made of Allah: for Allah is God that is Strong and Able to carry out God's Will.

Al Hajj 21:67-74
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Allah knows best what it is you are doing.

Shall I tell you of something worse than these Signs?  It is the Fire!  Allah has promised it to the unbelievers!  And evil is that destination!