Saturday, March 12, 2016

Letter to Erin 20160313

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

I told you people don't like Zam the puppy dog.  They prefer Zam the wolf.  I would rather be a puppy dog, but what puppy dog can handle everybody hating it? 

While I am a recluse, you are magnanimous.  You have plenty of friends.  Certainly you can't help your past, and you are such a sweetheart.  Such a beautiful sweetheart.  You are so easy to love.  I want you to realize that we are on a spiritual arena, so I ask you not to prefer the friendship of unbelievers over believers.  Please choose the side of God.  Avoid the friendship of atheists and pagans.  If you choose the friendship of atheists and pagans, you will not receive the help of Allah except in matters of treachery.  You have plenty of good friends.  Now I ask you to try to make one Muslim friend.  Besides me, that is.

Potatoes are cheap right now, so dinner is steak and potatoes.  How about some potatoes, Irish?  My kittens always go berserk when I cook up a steak, but I distract them by allowing them to lick the pan.  I haven't made stew in years.  Would you like some stew, made with love and need for you?  I'm the one who loves you and needs you.

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