The entire third season of One Punch Man is on YouTube! The subtitles are in Malay, though. It must be an Asian thing.
"You look like the cartoon!"
I don't really like Virgo women because it's a rollercoaster ride to nowhere. But I also don't believe in that astrology garbage and since Allah put her in my path, I had to deal with her first then go around her. If she sold herself the Jewish mob, I don't care. You do know they're gangsters, right Syd? Be grateful to Allah that you're good with a gun.
I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.
63. Say, "Who rescues you from the darkness of the land and sea when you call upon God in humility and in secret, 'If God only saves us from this, we shall truly be grateful.'"
Ha! The woman modeling the ring looks like a thief!
You can learn about me from from this blog. It can be tedious to trawl through because I've accumulated 19 years of crap here from posting everyday, but there's always someone out there who who goes through it. I think I even have a couple of photos of myself up. I'm 31 years older than you.
Mary's singing has probably caught your attention. Mary and I are servants of Allah. I stream the Qur'an everyday, and Mary sings for 2 hours. The Qur'an is not for sale, and neither is the music. We are not allowed to ask the humans for money. What I can offer you as a dowry for marriage is Mary's stream. Meaning that you view and restream it, and the restream is yours to do whatever, and whatever money you get out of it is yours as my dowry. You will find it to be quite lucrative. Many musicians accompany Mary as she sings, and get donations. How about you master a musical instrument? Maybe the fretless bass?
Sure, anyone can play along with Mary and earn a few bucks. But my wife has the credibility and resources of Islam. And the irony is that it really doesn't matter if you suck, you'll still make a lot of money because of who we are. Just keep streaming.
If you accept my proposal for marriage, then you will come to me here in Malaysia and be my Muslim housewife. I will build a house for you and provide for our family. InshaAllah. I only have 5 bucks right now, but Allah will make it happen inshaAllah. That gives us both plenty of time for business as usual. Please keep chaste and faithful for me: no paramours. I'm sorry, I don't have a ring yet. You're going to have to trust me on that, and it most likely won't be better than anything you get for yourself. How about you get a silver band for yourself, and IOU?
Now it's important that you publicly announce that you accept the proposal to marry me (Zam, that guy from Shadowplay) on Instagram, otherwise I will take silence or innuendo as a "no" and continue wandering the Internet looking for a pretty blonde to marry. So how about it, Syd? Will you marry me?
Yeah, I know who Sydney Sweeney is. She's a beautiful Hollywood movie star. Which probably means that she expresses her wealth by going to wild parties and drinking blood, and dines all-you-can-eat at the hot dog buffet.
I regret to predict that people will be forced into cannibalism in America. It happens when you let the Mob take over the government. Of course, the wealthy don't care about the suffering of the poor. Right, Syd? But if you wanted to get out of the cannibalism and pornography of the Hollywood routine, Allah can definitely help you without your losing wealth inshaAllah. You need to take a leap of faith. I need to get married.
Azham Abdullah. I stream the Qur'an twice everyday at https://radio.free-shoutcast.com/site/64052 I am the guardian and representative of a singer named Mary Unknown7. Mary sings everyday from 11 pm to 1 am PDT at twitch.tv/maryunknown7