Monday, August 21, 2023

Face of the enemy

Hi Natty!  Hi Honey!  Are you having tons of fun?  I hope you are!  You are MY girl, and I love you with all of my heart.  Please keep safe and healthy for us.  Would you like some fried chicken?  I bought some at the night market to dip into ranch dressing.  Hm.  Real mayonnaise is definitely best for making ranch.  The batch of ranch I have is 2 weeks old now, and I can really taste the sugar from the cheap mayo that I used.

I want to show the folks on my side the face of the enemy, rather the sophisticated equipment that the enemies of Allah use, and this is what I have to go up against everyday.  However, I'm not too concerned about having the big guns to fight with right now.  Adolf is having trouble peeing and his bladder is bloated.  The vet said it's because he needs sex, and my problem is that he wants sex with his own daughter.  So he's going to have to stay outside until he gets rid of all that pee.  And if has a problem being around his daughters, then he's going to be an outdoors cat for good.  Which means a short life.  I sure hope he mellows out, because I love my kitty.  I'll give him a couple of days and if he still can't empty out that bladder, then it's another stressful journey to the vet for him and another stressful journey to the vet for me plus 500 bucks in medical bills.

Mary's outfit is:
Alli&Ali Designs Beverly Hair
Shey Berkeley Heels
Chop Zuey Le Petit Fleur Necklace
Vonfyrsten 370 Maddie dress






This couture collection is a swimsuit collection?  Swimsuits are kind of pornographic to me, because one can't help but look at the same spots every time.  I suppose I should review it anyway, but the boys should have been more inclusive and made the models wear bulges.  Here are my picks from the Viktor & Rolf FALL 2023 COUTURE collection:





Sunday, August 20, 2023

Sunday

 
Hi Natty!  How are you today, Honey?  I'm sure you are a busy bee, and enjoying being a beautiful girl.  You are the most beautiful girl in the world to me!  I love you with all of my heart.  Please keep safe and healthy OK!  It's Sunday here today.  I'm doing OK, just chilling.  Jane is in heat right now, and Adolf has been moping all day because I won't let him pork his daughter.  She is a beautiful cat, so I suppose I should feel sorry for him.  But I don't.

I planned to have steak and fries for dinner.  But on the way back home from the mosque, I stopped by the sundry shop for a fresh box of mosquito incense and bought some fried bananas.  So for dinner, I skipped the fries and just had steak.  I once had a debate with my mother that the best fried bananas are the ones that are fried in oil that had been frying bananas all day, while she maintained that the oil must be fresh.  Of course both are good when fresh hot out of the grease, but I believe I am right about this.  What do you think?

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

56.  Say, "I am forbidden to worship those other than Allah whom you call upon".  Say, "I will not follow your vain desires: if I did I would stray from the path and be not of the company of those who receive guidance".

The Cattle 6:56

Mary's outfit is:
Alli&Ali Designs Tsarina Hair
Maraschino - Elaine Glasses - Tortoise
R.icielli - ELSA High Heels
SENTINUS - outfit






Here are my picks from the Valentino FALL 2023 COUTURE collection:








Saturday, August 19, 2023

Ruling the world on a nickel and dime

 
Hi Natty!  What's going on?  Are you having tons of fun being you?  You're MY girl, and I love you with all my heart.  Go ahead and be a social butterfly Honey, but please keep safe and healthy.

I'm sorry about the poor TV reception, folks.  That's me, trying to run a TV show from a puny cell phone.  I would like to thank the Muslim community for their kind gifts, may Allah reward you.  But the money doesn't reach me.  MashaAllah!  Shadowplay Radio is stable right now, so you folks should tune to that first.  I managed to trounce that annoying hacker who interfered with the stream.  The solution was so simple and stupid, too.

Mary's outfit is:
BlueMoon - One sleeve mini dress
Dellybeams Gem Gallery iridiscent opal necklace
JellyRoll - Erica Hair
ROA Flirt baby pink shoes






Here are my picks from the Threeasfour FALL 2023 COUTURE collection:




Friday, August 18, 2023

Wheat

 
Hi Natty!  How are you today, Honey?  Sailing along peacefully, I hope.  Please keep safe and healthy OK!  It's Friday over here.  It's another one of those no- spend days, although I did put a buck in the donation box at the mosque.  Prices are still manageable here, but I can't afford cheese often.  Prices were strange during the Covid scare, but they really began to shoot up when the Ukraine war began.  I think it has something to do with wheat.

Mary's outfit is:
Alli&Ali Designs Tia Hair
Telsiope's Couture Michelle dress
Zuri Rayna~Poinsettia White/Gold Earrings
-KC- NENYA HEELS






Here are my picks from the Thom Browne FALL 2023 COUTURE collection:








Thursday, August 17, 2023

The Big Shot

 
Hi Natty!  How you doin'?  How's the family?  I hope everyone is doing well and living the easy life.  I'm sure you are very busy, so please make sure you get plenty of sleep.  Keep safe and healthy.  I'm doing OK over here.  I feel a bit surreal, as if the weight of the world is on my shoulders.  I did get lots of sleep, though.  That's because the weather here is nice and cool.  In fact, I wanted to sleep more.  But I'm up.  Obviously.

Did you know that the cover for this year's Vogue September issue is Christy Turlington, Cindy Crawford, Linda Evangelista and Naomi Campbell?  The 90's supermodels were iconic because they hung out together.  It's extremely rare to see a gang of all beautiful women, usually there's an alpha and her minions.  While I was dozing off last night, I was entertained with a pre-dream.  All 4 of the ladies were in bed together, naked.  They weren't having sex, they were just naked and in bed together.  It was some sort of scientific experiment, there were people in lab coats everywhere around the bed, watching monitors and taking measurements.  What was the conclusion?  I don't know!  I fell asleep!



Mary's outfit is:
.:EMO-tions:. * MELINA II * hair
:S:Top <Neva>
*giselle* angi skirt 2207-18
Leopard Sunglasses by Sasha Eyewear
R.icielli - IRNA High Heels






Here are my picks from the Schiaparelli FALL 2023 COUTURE collection: