Friday, January 5, 2018

The wrong tree stump

I don't normally relate my dreams here in this public place.  And I have had 9 dreams so far about Prophet Muhammad (peace be on him), and I have never related those dreams to anybody.  Except the first dream, which I told the guardian of the Tempe mosque about.  I reckon those dreams are just for me to know.  But the dream I had last night about Prophet Muhammad (peace be on him) was the 9th dream, and I have decided that I have to share it with the sincere Muslims for their benefit.

Prophet Muhammad (peace be on him) performed a "hijrah" (journey), only this time it was from Medina to Mecca.  This time he was alone and on foot, barefoot, ascetic and wearing only a torn white cloth around his waist, bald and emaciated, and dragging a tree stump with a rope tied around his waist.  The stump was about 9 feet high and 6 feet across, kind of like the stump of a sequoia, and covered in thorns and vines.  He dragged this stump all the way from Medina to Mecca across the desert, and the image reminded me of Jesus Christ (peace be on him) carrying his own crucifix, except he was bald.  When Prophet Muhammad (peace be on him) arrived at Mecca, he presented the tree stump to the townsfolk.  The people of Mecca said they didn't recognize that kind of tree stump, they were expecting another tree stump, and they rejected his sacrifice.  In the end, Prophet Muhammad (peace be on him) was sick and bedridden, emaciated, pale and exhausted, and being nursed by the "sahabat" (closest companions and disciples).
 
 

Thursday, January 4, 2018

Garlic

Hi Honey!  How's business today?  I hope everything is running smoothly for you, and that you are having a great time.  Remember to think safety, but do not be intimidated.  Nothing much going on here, just the usual.  I made chili last night, but I didn't have any onions.  It's been raining a lot lately, and onions are always expensive after a wet spell, so I didn't buy any.  But I did have a lot of garlic, so I put a bunch in there.  The next morning I wanted to kiss my cat, but she wouldn't let me.  I got a fistful of claws instead.  But she's so soft and fluffy!  When we are married inshaAllah, I guess I will have to cut back on my garlic consumption.  Which is too bad, because garlic is supposed to be good for us.  It's supposed to help us sleep, as far as I understand.  I believe stainless steel helps remove the scent and feel of garlic, but how am I supposed to put stainless steel in my mouth?  I guess a licking a butter knife might help.  Sigh.  Check out how much garlic this guy uses in his squid dishes.

Hi Natty Honey!  How's your precious tummy?  I hope you are ready to work.  Now is the time for you to make lots of money for yourself, so please make the most of this opportunity.  Now don't worry so much, because everything will turn out great inshaAllah.  It is stress that causes stomach problems- too much acid being generated.  Alcohol worsens the problems, so please don't think that getting buzzed will help you mellow out.  Stay clean and eat simple foods when things get hectic.  I am always here for you, I think about my wives all the time.  If you need to know about something or somebody, ask me.  I don't know everything, but God knows everything.  InshaAllah, I will be provided the knowledge needed to protect my family.

Wednesday, January 3, 2018

Luck, or magic?

I find it hilarious that people would prefer to believe in luck and magic over God.  Even the intelligent ones.  Even those who call themselves "Muslim".  We are on a spiritual trip, my love.  We cannot run away from God, we can only run towards God.

Natty Honey, are you ready to get back to big business?  Oh you're nervous, I can tell.  It's exciting, my dear.  You are going to have tons of fun inshaAllah.  Have you broken any mirrors recently, I wonder?  Good thing we believe in God, not luck.  How's your tummy?  Sweetheart you need to learn how to feed yourself, especially if you plan to feed others.  I suggest that when you are having stomach problems, stick to white bread and sliced turkey.  It will help your tummy to think of home.  And before you consume anything, please say "In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful".


Tuesday, January 2, 2018

Qur'an 20180103

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

7.  When Our Clear Signs are rehearsed to them, the unbelievers say of the truth when it comes to them, "This is evident sorcery!"

8.  Or do they say, "He has forged it!"  Say, "Had I forged it, then can you obtain nothing for me from Allah.  God knows best of that whereof you talk.  Enough is God for a Witness between me and you.  And God is Oft-Forgiving, most Merciful."

9.  Say, "I am no bringer of new fangled doctrine among the messengers, nor do I know what will be done with me or with you.  I follow that which is revealed to me by inspiration.  I am a warner, open and clear."

10.  Say, "Do you see?  If it be from Allah and you reject it, and a witness from among the children of Israel testifies to its similarity and has believed while you are arrogant, truly Allah guides not a people unjust."

The Winding Sand Tracts 46:7-10
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Wherever you go, there you are

I assume you must be feeling a little spooked Honey, and it's OK.  It's OK to be scared.  Actually we have to be scared, then focus our fear on Allah.  Put all your fear into God, and God will strengthen your heart so that you do not become paralyzed with fear.  You can imagine that the evil people are afraid as well (the envious, thugs, hypocrites, crooks, corrupt governments), that's why they behave as they do because they are afraid.  But they do not have the hope of Allah.  However, you actually feel a little thrilled about this exciting life of yours, huh?  This beautiful life, this path you have chosen that very few others understand, even though they may be rich and influential.  If you were to live a "normal" life like most everybody else, you would still be subjected to fear (the envious, thugs, hypocrites, crooks, corrupt governments).  Life isn't supposed to be easy.  So you keep on with whatever business you are doing and don't be intimidated, and please pray.  Pray.  InshaAllah, everything will turn out just great.

Ya Allah, the Protector, please protect my Erin and Natty.


Monday, January 1, 2018

Qur'an 20180102

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

4.  Say, "Do you see what it is you invoke besides Allah?  Show me what it is they have created on earth, or have they a share in the heavens? Bring me a book before this or any remnant of knowledge, if you are telling the truth!"

The Winding Sand Tracts 46:4
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Erin!

Oh my God, are you OK?  I read about that plane crash in Costa Rica... I didn't think you were in there, but I couldn't help worrying.  Please show me you are all right.  I have no other way of knowing, other than guessing.  You are my life, I love you so much.  Ya Allah, please protect my Erin and Natty.