This is the photo which made me fall in love with you

But know that what works on me doesn't necessarily work on other people, and what works for you doesn't necessarily work for other people.  I love you!

Noodles for lunch.  I put tapioca in there, which doesn't really match.  Tapioca doesn't seem to go with anything other than just salt or sugar.

Like any other girl, I wear a dress that doesn't fit because it makes me look better.

Wow... beautiful girl

Nat that's a very sexy photo of you.  And it's just your face.  Drives me crazy!  I'm here to look after you.  I'm not your brother, I'm your husband inshaAllah.  I'm sitting on top of a mountain, and I reach down to grab your hand and pull you up.  So hold on tight, it's going to be a crazy ride.

Notice how awful the lighting in the dance club is?

I love you, Erin

Hi Natalie!

I didn't forget you honey, didn't you see that pizza I made for you?  I nearly killed myself trying to finish it.  How's school?  I urge you not to hurry with your classes.  Believe it or not, NOW is your best time for business, so slow things down and make sure every deal is a sweet one.  Slow down your education too: one class per semester, quality not quantity, be a permanent sophomore.  Well, not permanent.  You're already more (traditionally) educated than me.  I used up my college years chasing after blondes and playing music.  Oh yeah, playing pinball too.  I got so good at pinball, I would play from 8 am to 6 pm on one quarter.

Now I have to put in time on Second Life.

Hey, what's the rush, people?

Humans are creatures of haste.  Sure it's very entertaining to you all, but I need to make sure Erin is well taken care of first before I marry more wives.  **yawn**  I'm so lazy!

Piene, you're too thin!  Tell your bosses that I want you to gain 2 kilos immediately.  Maintain that, and I estimate that would be best for your looks.  You need to learn how to love your job.  InshaAllah you will be successful, and it's easier to survive success if you love what you do.  Tonight for dinner, I want you to eat steak and potatoes, and lots of ice cream for dessert.

Now THAT'S a deep dish pizza!  The toppings are eggplant, sauteed onions, basil, and burger.

I love you, Erin