Sunday, November 10, 2013

Letter to Julia 20131111

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hello there Julia and Erin, my dearest heart.  How are you feeling today?  How are those precious emotions?  I pray you are feeling healthy and confident.  I am alone here and pining for you as usual, because I love you, and I need you.  Please take good loving care of yourselves.

As my wives inshaAllah, you automatically become professional endorsers of food products.  Your outstanding qualification is that you are MY girls.  Mine, mine, MINE.  So please be sure to go with your buddies to your favorite and trusted restaurants and enjoy your favorite foods and non-alcoholic beverages.  For a more potent impact, try to go together.  Julia already knows the limits, so I will state the broad guidelines for your knowledge Erin, if you didn't already know.  No pig, no blood, no carrion, and most importantly before the first bite, say "In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful."  Do not eat of food on which the name of Allah has not been pronounced.  Study verse 5:3 of the Qur'an for a more detailed prohibition, but please know that if you are forced to eat thus by necessity, then Allah is Most Forgiving.  Please be pure and good women, role models for the world, whom Allah has blessed with beautiful souls as well as physiques, inshaAllah.  Although there can be no more secrets in our public life, please know that you are loved.  I love you, and I will help protect you, inshaAllah.  And if God loves you, God is the Best to Protect.  Bon Appetit!

Qur'an 20131110

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

114.  Say, "Shall I seek for judge other than Allah?  When God it is who has sent unto you the Book, explained in detail."  They know full well to whom We have given the Book, that it has been sent down from your Lord in Truth.  Never be then of those who doubt.

115.  The Word of your Lord does find its fulfillment in truth and justice.  None can change God's Words, for God is the One who Hears, and Knows all.

116.  Were you to follow the common run of those on earth, they will lead you away from the Way of Allah.  They follow nothing but conjecture, they do nothing but lie.

117.  Your Lord knows best who strays from God's Way.  God knows best who they are that receive guidance.

The Cattle 6:114-117
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Shall I seek for judge other than Allah?  When God it is who has sent unto you the Book, explained in detail.

Friday, November 8, 2013

Letter to Julia 20131109

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

YOOOOOOOLIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!

Hi there, my most precious gorgeous darlings.  Yes I know I said it's my week of isolation, but I gotta have my Sweeties, because I love you and I need you so much.  Plus I had to blog the Qur'an.  Oh Erin, the meaning of the password is that you have to give a donation of one dollar (or more if you feel like it) in the name of Allah to whatever deserving charity.  You will discover that people will make a big stink over a lousy dollar, because it didn't go to them.  Isn't that right, Julia?

There's a new mosquito in town.  I had never seen this type of mosquito before I returned here to Malaysia from the USA, so it wasn't here 30 years ago.  Climate change.  It's about a tenth of the size of an average mosquito, it's so tiny you can't feel the bite.  But it leaves a nasty, red, itching welt that can last for days or forever if you don't treat it with rubbing alcohol.  So please be careful about mosquitoes here.  I don't any nasty critter leaving any horrible marks on my precious girls.  I'll kill them!  Please be ready with the bug spray when you're here, but please try not to kill any spiders.

Speaking of bugs, there will always be people who have no faith, no matter what God shows them.  It is not God's plan to guide them, so just avoid these people.  Don't even listen to them.

Qur'an 20131109

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

109.  They swear their strongest oaths by Allah, that if a Sign came to them, by it they would believe.  Say, "Certainly, Signs are in the Power of Allah, but what would make you realize that if Signs came, they will not believe?"

110.  We shall turn to their hearts and their eyes, even as they refused to believe in the first instance.  We shall leave them in their trespasses, to wander in distraction.

111.  Even if We did send unto them angels, and the dead did speak to them, and We gathered together all things before their very eyes, they are not the ones to believe, unless it is in Allah's Plan.  But most of them ignore.

The Cattle 6:109-111
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Certainly, Signs are in the Power of Allah, but what would make you realize that if Signs came, they will not believe?

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Letter to Julia 20131107

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hello there, my most precious beauties.  How are you feeling today?  I think I've been talking too much lately, so it's about time for another week of isolation.  Please dn't take it personally, or feel slighted, for it has nothing to do with you.  In fact, i love you, and I need you, and I wish you were here with me to share my isolation.  I occasionally take a week off to stay away from the Internet and the crowd as much as possible, so I won't be blogging as much as I usually do.  But like I said, I wish you were here with me, so I could just whisper in your ear instead of having to communicate in this public place.  I love you so very much.

For a basic understanding of the supernatural, you must accept that there not one but two dominant races on Earth: the human race (made of earth and water) and the jinn race (made of fire).  Both races are banished to Earth until Judgement Day.  Satan is a member of the jinn race, but not all jinns are evil, just like not all humans are evil.  There are good jinns just like there are good people, and there are jinns who worship Allah just like there are humans who worship Allah.  Allah is the Creator of both races, so it is a mistake to place the jinns on the same level as God.  Allah has Power over all, so if you feel fear towards the supernatural, then seek your refuge with Allah.  Allah comprehends all, and God's Grasp is over all vision.  It is the humans who create false worship.  But do not revile their gods lest they revile Allah out of spite.

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Letter to Julia 20131106

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hi Julia!  How are you feeling, my beautiful beloved Queen?  I had to climb up onto the roof to fix a leak this evening.  I didn't actually stand on the roof, because the shingles are too brittle.  The section where my toilet is is made entirely of brick, and has a flat top with no shingles.  I hate working on the roof.  I'm afraid of heights.  For dinner it was chicken and bamboo shoot stew again, because I had just bought some chicken breast at the night market.  I usually use the bones for soups after removing the meat.  Chicken stew is a no-brainer: while still dripping with sweat from physical labor, I fried up lemongrass, garlic, onions, chicken, bamboo shoots, added water, put curry leaves and bouillon, and brought the water to a boil while I took a shower.  Then I left it to simmer while I prayed the sunset prayer, so my grub was ready after I finished worship.  I have some left over, do you want it?  I love you, Julia!  Say, did you see the squid at the night market?  It was going for RM6 a kilo, and that's a hefty helping of squid!  The squid was about the size of half a pinky each, which made them difficult to process.  The beaks were negligible, the ink sacs weren't a problem as long as I didn't rupture them, but the spines were obnoxious.  They would get stuck in my teeth, so I had to get rid of them.  Not all the squid were tiny, so only half of my fried calamari was a disaster.  I still have half a kilo of squid left, so I think I have a better plan for my next batch of fried calamari.  Want some?

Erin my dearest Queen, I'm not upset with you.  I just want you to be healthy and happy.  It's just that I was so worried when I saw those photographs, I just want to be sure that you eat properly, and take good loving care of yourself since I can't be there with you to take care of you and embrace you and help shield and protect you.  Please don't allow the words and actions of hypocrites make you feel bad or doubt.  I love you and I need you, and I want to look after you, and I want you to be healthy and beautiful.  So please take tender loving care of yourself until the time comes when we are married inshaAllah, and I will be able to guard and caress you and Julia with all my love.  I look forward to seeing you all healthy and confident when I watch the next Victoria's Secret fashion show.

Sunday, November 3, 2013

Letter to Julia 20131104

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

As I told you before my dearest Julia, when Allah grants me the wealth I need to be married inshaAllah, I will proceed to buy the land for this little house I live in now, plus the land for Casa de Julia inshaAllah.  Then I will renovate this little house to make room for you, then I will send someone to get you, and we will marry inshaAllah.  Then we will stay in this little house while we supervise the building of Casa de Julia.  When Casa de Julia is completed, then I will marry Erin inshaAllah.  Let's see: I need to build a master bedroom, Julia's bathroom, tile the entire floor, do some roof repair, replace the ceiling because it's hideous, paint outside and inside, make the doorways taller, install a washer and dryer for Julia, put in a new sink and counter top with a new stove top and ventilation system, do some basic furnishings, and I think that should do it for this little house inshaAllah.  I have to confess that I love this little house.  When Allah grants me ownership inshaAllah, I wont ever part with it until I die.  When Casa de Julia is completed inshaAllah, I'll use this little house as my studio and to house my cats.  I really love my cats, Julia.  I'm a lonely person but hey, I gave the music to Allah, so there it is.  I love you and I need you Julia, and I beg you to please be patient with my cats.  And please be constant in your prayers.

Ah Erin!  It's nearly time for this year's Victoria's Secret fashion show.  I had to stop watching that show because my Julia wasn't in it anymore, but now I'm going to be marrying Erin inshaAllah, I have to start watching that show again.  I'm looking forward to seeing you, Erin.  I want to make sure you're taking good care of your health, that you're not too thin.  I had some photos where your face was so gaunt, I thought it was photo manipulation.  I has to delete them, because I couldn't look at them, because it broke my heart.  we all want you to be beautiful, and you are beautiful, but I want to make sure you are healthy.  Please take good care of yourself and your body, OK?  Please eat properly, and get sufficient rest.  I love you, and I need you.