Gunhilde's great adventure

 

Hi Natty!  How you doin' today, Honey?  How's the family?  I hope that all is well with you over there.  Don't get overwhelmed with all this globalism.  In the end, we're just another couple trying to get together.  Please keep safe and healthy for us.

My female cats are in heat right now, so I keep them separated from the boys in the kitty litter room.  Gunhilde escaped the room by weakening the barrier I set up at the window.  This leads to my grandfather's old house right next to mine, only about a meter away.  Gunhilde being an indoors cat since birth, had a sensory overload and became frightened.  She hid within the rubble and I didn't see her again until Mary was singing, when I saw Gunhilde outside cautiously inspecting the grass.  I tried to bring her inside but she was still frightened, and fled into the rubble.  Eventually the princess figured out that I was her ticket back into the palace, and I found her at sunset sitting on my motorcycle waiting for me.  Alhamdulillah she didn't get eaten or anything, she just missed a meal.  But the stress of her adventure made her puke out her next meal.  What a pampered pussycat.

You try to chase a frightened cat in this mess.  This is the same mess I have to clean up in order to build a house for my wife.  I can't even get started!  **Sob*"

Bok choy

Hi Natty!  Hi Honey, it's good to see you.  Did you have a wealthy Christmas?  I hope you are having a wonderful time over there.  You probably don't know what to say to me, but I believe we really do need each other.  Just be mundane, how you feel, what's going on.  Please keep safe and healthy, OK.  I love you.

It seems to me that the humans will invest all their labor into tech, that they'll forget to invest labor into food.  But for right now, I'm still able to go to the market.  I bought some bok choy!  You eat both the leaves and stems.  I recently rebooted my fried noodles routine, and I think I perfected it.  InshaAllah.  This time, with bok choy.  The cats approved.

Lobster!

 

Natty, where are you?  Please talk to me.  I love you.

People are tattooing names on their foreheads, but I don't think the earth has changed the direction of its spin just yet.  The hot season began right on schedule here, January 1.  That's when it got hot and windy.  I spent the last couple of evenings burning trash coconuts, before things get too dry.  Intense storms don't really happen that often around here.  Sure it gets wet, but it's not often that God blows out adult trees.  The sea isn't that deep either, but it is muddy.  Which makes it great for shellfish and snails, but what about lobster?  I don't the locals have ever beheld lobsters, but if they grew in Vietnam then they can grow here.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

16.  Say, "If Allah had so willed, I should not have rehearsed it to you, or would God have made it known to you.  A whole lifetime before this have I tarried amongst you.  Will you not understand?"

Jonah 10:16

Oh crap

 

Natty, where are you?  Please talk to me.  I love you.

I feel bad for the poor guy who got "KRUD" tattooed on his forehead, but I couldn't stop laughing.  Nowadays, people just say whatever they want to say, there's no restraint anymore.  It doesn't matter if it's over the air or whatever, have some restraint people!  But also, that victim shouldn't have been so gullible.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

90.  They are those who were given guidance by Allah, so follow the guidance.  Say, "I ask no recompense for this".  This is only a reminder for the worlds.

The Cattle 6:90

143.  8 in pairs: of sheep a pair and of goats a pair.  Say, "Has God forbidden the two males or the two females or which the wombs of the two females enclose?" Tell me with knowledge if you are truthful.

The Cattle 6:143

Romance

 

Natty, where are you?  Please talk to me.  I love you.

Happy New Year, folks!  Occasionally I find new music that I like.  I found out about Knower last week.  Very technical and polished stuff.  Sure the music is good, but I get the sensation that Genevieve is deeply in love with Louis.  How long has she been with you, Louis?  14 years?  And she put on a leotard and wriggled in front of the camera for you in a song about masturbation?  Louis doesn't seem like a romantic guy.  You should hang on tight to that singer, Louis.  She's the best you're going to get.  And you shouldn't be singing Louis, or you will demote your music to the level of comedy.  I recommend that you collaborate with a talented poet.  Whoops!  I just saw Genevieve's solo video.  That's definitely a better outfit than the leotard.  Musically, she needs Louie.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

161.  Say, "Verily my Lord has guided me to a way that is straight, the religion of right, the path of Abraham the true in faith, and he joined not gods with Allah".

The Cattle 6:161

New Year's Eve

 

Natty, where are you?  Please talk to me.  I love you.

Oh, I'm doing OK over here.  I'm just watching the girlie whirlies dance on TV as usual.  I wish I had my Sweetie, but she's busy being a supermodel.  She's very pretty.  But it looks I like I won't be kissing anyone on New Year's Eve except my cats.

I don't want an IPhone

 

Hi Natty!  Were you waiting for me?  I'm waiting for you!  I hope you are having tons of fun this holiday season, and keeping safe and healthy.  I love you with all my heart.

My carrier has been bugging me lately with ads to join a drawing for an iPhone.  You use an iPhone Natty, right?  I don't want an iPhone.  You can go ahead and carry the Apple flag in the family.