Lobster!

 

Natty, where are you?  Please talk to me.  I love you.

People are tattooing names on their foreheads, but I don't think the earth has changed the direction of its spin just yet.  The hot season began right on schedule here, January 1.  That's when it got hot and windy.  I spent the last couple of evenings burning trash coconuts, before things get too dry.  Intense storms don't really happen that often around here.  Sure it gets wet, but it's not often that God blows out adult trees.  The sea isn't that deep either, but it is muddy.  Which makes it great for shellfish and snails, but what about lobster?  I don't the locals have ever beheld lobsters, but if they grew in Vietnam then they can grow here.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

16.  Say, "If Allah had so willed, I should not have rehearsed it to you, or would God have made it known to you.  A whole lifetime before this have I tarried amongst you.  Will you not understand?"

Jonah 10:16

Oh crap

 

Natty, where are you?  Please talk to me.  I love you.

I feel bad for the poor guy who got "KRUD" tattooed on his forehead, but I couldn't stop laughing.  Nowadays, people just say whatever they want to say, there's no restraint anymore.  It doesn't matter if it's over the air or whatever, have some restraint people!  But also, that victim shouldn't have been so gullible.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

90.  They are those who were given guidance by Allah, so follow the guidance.  Say, "I ask no recompense for this".  This is only a reminder for the worlds.

The Cattle 6:90

143.  8 in pairs: of sheep a pair and of goats a pair.  Say, "Has God forbidden the two males or the two females or which the wombs of the two females enclose?" Tell me with knowledge if you are truthful.

The Cattle 6:143

Romance

 

Natty, where are you?  Please talk to me.  I love you.

Happy New Year, folks!  Occasionally I find new music that I like.  I found out about Knower last week.  Very technical and polished stuff.  Sure the music is good, but I get the sensation that Genevieve is deeply in love with Louis.  How long has she been with you, Louis?  14 years?  And she put on a leotard and wriggled in front of the camera for you in a song about masturbation?  Louis doesn't seem like a romantic guy.  You should hang on tight to that singer, Louis.  She's the best you're going to get.  And you shouldn't be singing Louis, or you will demote your music to the level of comedy.  I recommend that you collaborate with a talented poet.  Whoops!  I just saw Genevieve's solo video.  That's definitely a better outfit than the leotard.  Musically, she needs Louie.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

161.  Say, "Verily my Lord has guided me to a way that is straight, the religion of right, the path of Abraham the true in faith, and he joined not gods with Allah".

The Cattle 6:161

New Year's Eve

 

Natty, where are you?  Please talk to me.  I love you.

Oh, I'm doing OK over here.  I'm just watching the girlie whirlies dance on TV as usual.  I wish I had my Sweetie, but she's busy being a supermodel.  She's very pretty.  But it looks I like I won't be kissing anyone on New Year's Eve except my cats.

I don't want an IPhone

 

Hi Natty!  Were you waiting for me?  I'm waiting for you!  I hope you are having tons of fun this holiday season, and keeping safe and healthy.  I love you with all my heart.

My carrier has been bugging me lately with ads to join a drawing for an iPhone.  You use an iPhone Natty, right?  I don't want an iPhone.  You can go ahead and carry the Apple flag in the family.

How did she know

 

Hi Natty!  That was one hell of a full moon, huh!  I had to take my mother to the hospital first thing this morning.  While I waited for her, I watched the moon in the sky.  There were some fast clouds underneath, and the moon was so bright, like the morning sun.  Don't you worry about a thing my beautiful sweetheart, everything will turn out marvelously for us inshaAllah.  I love you with all my heart.  Please keep safe and healthy.

Hey, how did that girlie whirly know that Mary works at Olive Garden?  Don't tell anyone!  You might get her fired.

Book review

 

Hi Natty!  I love you too, Honey.  Deep in thought?  When it seems that mass media is being nice to us and you, please don't take it seriously.  Consider it as similar to really nice persons who are actually serial killers, who have to appear as nice so they can get close to their victims so they can abduct them.  Mass media is treacherous, so treat it as such.  Please keep safe and healthy OK!

OK Anna, you can get out of the bathroom now.  Here is my book review on the Vogue December 2023 issue.  Is Vogue a fashion or a pop culture magazine?  I regard it as a fashion magazine, and I always look at the pictures and ads first.  Ralph Lauren is the winner in this issue, but that blue Ferragamo dress is pretty nice too.  The featured art is like a schalmei band playing at a wedding anniversary party.  It's interesting, I suppose.  I like to see advertising being relevant to fashion.  Even the pet food ads: I have 7 cats.  Lagerfeld only had one!  Anna hasn't been interested in my cooking ever since she came out of heat.  Being in heat is a big deal to a cat.  Huge.  She is now a strictly kibble cat.  Kibble is nice and safe, but boring to us humans.  But she didn't even want any kibble this morning and she's always trying to pee, so I took her to the vet.  The vet said that she was under a lot of stress from being in heat and not getting porked.  Poor little Anna!  You can talk to me if you want, I'm always here.  But I already have a sweetie, her name is Natty.  Anyway, I rate this issue of Vogue as "recycle".