Oh I get it, Natty: that boy is madly in love with you. It's so obvious! He's not the only one, I'm afraid. There are countless more hiding out of your sight who have the same feelings for you. I warned you about this. What I want you to do is put a ring on the ring finger of your left hand (I will repay you inshaAllah), and tell him (and others) that you are engaged to be married. Since this is true, there should be no guilt or deception in your heart about this. Show them this letter if you must. For heaven's sake, hide your beauty! When you are around boys, wear loose jeans and T-shirt/sweatshirt.
But the real issue is that you are sexually aroused. Can you hold your lust in until we are married? Marriage is serious business, Natty. If you make just ONE mistake in the matter of chastity, then I cannot marry you. Since this is a marriage in the Public Eye, you won't be able to hide the mistake. Everyone will know. People reading this will laugh, but it's not a joke. Lust is blood. Lust creates children, so lust is blood. What you need is to be married. Talk to your Mom about this matter, whether you should keep my commitment to you (and yours to me), or go ahead and give in to your lust ASAP. She would probably tell you that you have earned enough money by yourself and will earn more money by yourself and that you don't need me. If this is true, then you have nothing to worry about. But if it is not true, then I cannot endorse you if you are not my wife.
What I want you to do is stay away from boys! Hold your lust in, keep your chastity, and wait until we are married. We will marry, inshaAllah. Have faith in us. Pray.
Thursday, May 24, 2018
Hi Honey
How are you feeling today? Is everything going nice and easy for you? I hope it is so. Nothing special to report today, just keeping the same routine, and doing my best to be good at it. I don't normally do crime busting analyses like yesterday. I'm just trying to master the Qur'an, that's all. I did harvest some mangoes today. So many army ants! I made an extra long noose on a bamboo pole to pull the fruit down from the high branches. A wire noose is much lighter than a hook, so I can use the pole with one hand. I can't let the fruit hit the stone, though. It will smash or split, and become useless. I will be breaking fast with ramen noodles today. Oh, I miss my daily bowl of ramen so much! I'll be having that, and ripe mangoes. Yum! Alhamdulillah.
Hi Natty Honey! How's it going in your world today? Please have tons of fun. Take care of your precious body, and don't forget to pray. I know you don't like people gossiping about you, but nowadays they are simply talking about how beautiful you are. And you are! Just be cool, stay humble.
Hi Natty Honey! How's it going in your world today? Please have tons of fun. Take care of your precious body, and don't forget to pray. I know you don't like people gossiping about you, but nowadays they are simply talking about how beautiful you are. And you are! Just be cool, stay humble.
Wednesday, May 23, 2018
MH370
Hi Honey! How's it going for you today? I hope everything is fine with you, and that you are feeling great. I love you with all my heart. Sorry I'm running late today, I had to do some studying for today's blog.
Hi Natty Honey! Wow, that is a lovely outfit you're wearing. Is it pink? Fuchsia? Oh, pomegranate. And the car is pomegranate, too. SUV, right? I'm color blind, Honey. But I try my best. You are beautiful, and I love you.
There are fewer things more entertaining than the mysterious disappearance of a jetliner. MH370 took off in the middle of the night to China, took a sharp almost U turn, flew right over the Malaysia-Thailand border to Penang, then took another turn towards the Andaman Sea where it left radar. It didn't show up on India or Indonesia radar, and satellite data indicates it turned southward at a steady pace where it disappeared over the Indian Ocean. The only debris found, a flaperon, was at Mauritius (off the coast of Madagascar, Africa).
Maybe it flew below radar to the Indian Ocean, for the pilot certainly had the skill and experience to do so. The satellite data is vague, because it indicates the jet never slowed down before it disappeared (meaning that it never crashed). My guess is that the jet landed gently on the water in the Andaman Sea (no debris), where it sunk to the bottom of a trench, closer to Thailand instead of India. Whatever, this sure looks like the case of MH370 is a murder-suicide.
To make sense of MH370 to human justice is near impossible, because there is no evidence that anything happened to anybody aside from radar. No bodies, no death. They could have been cryogenically preserved by mermaids, which is equally as valid as murder-suicide, since there are no bodies. But a jetliner, with people inside, are missing. So to make a case is to create an angle, and investigate from there.
There are 2 seats in the cockpit, with little standing room. Perhaps the co-pilot left the cockpit, and the pilot took the chance to immobilize everybody on the jet so he could act without interference. Considering how precise the flight path is, I feel that he must have had at least the co-pilot's assistance. What is the motive? These people had families, they were not unsuccessful in life, why would they commit murder of innocent people?
The most logical perspective is that they were under orders to do what they did.
Hi Natty Honey! Wow, that is a lovely outfit you're wearing. Is it pink? Fuchsia? Oh, pomegranate. And the car is pomegranate, too. SUV, right? I'm color blind, Honey. But I try my best. You are beautiful, and I love you.
There are fewer things more entertaining than the mysterious disappearance of a jetliner. MH370 took off in the middle of the night to China, took a sharp almost U turn, flew right over the Malaysia-Thailand border to Penang, then took another turn towards the Andaman Sea where it left radar. It didn't show up on India or Indonesia radar, and satellite data indicates it turned southward at a steady pace where it disappeared over the Indian Ocean. The only debris found, a flaperon, was at Mauritius (off the coast of Madagascar, Africa).
To make sense of MH370 to human justice is near impossible, because there is no evidence that anything happened to anybody aside from radar. No bodies, no death. They could have been cryogenically preserved by mermaids, which is equally as valid as murder-suicide, since there are no bodies. But a jetliner, with people inside, are missing. So to make a case is to create an angle, and investigate from there.
There are 2 seats in the cockpit, with little standing room. Perhaps the co-pilot left the cockpit, and the pilot took the chance to immobilize everybody on the jet so he could act without interference. Considering how precise the flight path is, I feel that he must have had at least the co-pilot's assistance. What is the motive? These people had families, they were not unsuccessful in life, why would they commit murder of innocent people?
The most logical perspective is that they were under orders to do what they did.
Tuesday, May 22, 2018
The Wolf Of Wall Street
Hi Honey! How are you today? I pray that you are doing and feeling absolutely great. Did I ever tell you how much I love Ramadan? I'm sure I must have. It's like God cranks things up another level for those who are paying attention, while everyone else is left catching up. I finally got around to watching "The Wolf Of Wall Street" last night. Say that lead actor sure looks familiar, huh? I don't really follow his movies, in fact this is the first movie of his that I have ever watched from start to finish. I saw in the credits that he produced the movie, too. His work is excellent, and I enjoyed the movie, but I must say that I think it's a rather disgusting movie. How the wealthy and the lust for money lead really filthy lives. So he produced that movie? What kind of people would pay money to make that movie? I guess that's the entertainment business. They probably would have made more money if they made it some kind of superhero movie. 😀 Makes me wonder what other entertainment they financed.
Hi Natty Honey! Did I flip a switch inside of you somehow? I hope I made you love me deeply, because I will marry you and take care of you inshaAllah. Have you seen that movie, by the way? It's kind of gross, so I don't know if I would feed it into the computer for my regular rotation. But maybe I will, and maybe the computer would want you to watch it someday. My favorite scene is where he was so high on Quaalude, that he had to crawl to his car. That scene was awesome. Also when the feds raided him while he was making an infomercial. That was funny! Hey Rock and Roll Princess, here's one song you should be looping in your headphones...
Hi Natty Honey! Did I flip a switch inside of you somehow? I hope I made you love me deeply, because I will marry you and take care of you inshaAllah. Have you seen that movie, by the way? It's kind of gross, so I don't know if I would feed it into the computer for my regular rotation. But maybe I will, and maybe the computer would want you to watch it someday. My favorite scene is where he was so high on Quaalude, that he had to crawl to his car. That scene was awesome. Also when the feds raided him while he was making an infomercial. That was funny! Hey Rock and Roll Princess, here's one song you should be looping in your headphones...
Monday, May 21, 2018
Please be with me
Hi Honey! How's it going today? How was work? I miss you, and I love you. It's a Monday over here, and I'm doing OK. I'm finally getting used to the fasting routine, and I have my energy back. Somewhat. It's all a matter of arranging eating and sleeping times. My Mom gave me some bread and curry, so I'll be breaking fast with that. It's not enough bread for me though, so I'll fry up more after I post this letter. Plus, I have lots of mangoes right now! If I have time, I think I'll watch "The Wolf on Wall Street" tonight. I would like to say again for you to please be with me on Second Life. If you are there with me, then I would have no need for an apprentice.
And what's my Natty Honey doing right now? Are you in school? Is it raining over there? What are you having for dinner? Are you mad at me again? You are a beautiful girl, and I love you. No, you don't have to watch this movie with me. I don't even know if I will have a chance to see it- I haven't seen this movie yet anyway. But it does seem appropriate for the now.
And what's my Natty Honey doing right now? Are you in school? Is it raining over there? What are you having for dinner? Are you mad at me again? You are a beautiful girl, and I love you. No, you don't have to watch this movie with me. I don't even know if I will have a chance to see it- I haven't seen this movie yet anyway. But it does seem appropriate for the now.
Sunday, May 20, 2018
Qur'an 20180521
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
20. Say, "I do no more than invoke my Lord, and I join not with God anything."
21. Say, "It is not in my power to cause you harm, or to bring you to right conduct."
22. Say, "No one can deliver me from Allah, nor should I find refuge except in God."
23. Mine is only to convey what I receive from Allah and God's messages. For any that disobey Allah and God's messenger, for them is hell: they shall dwell therein forever.
24. At length, when they see that which they are promised, then will they know who it is that is weakest in helper, and least important in numbers.
25. Say, "I know not whether that which you are promised is near, or whether my Lord will appoint for it a distant term."
The Jinns 67:20-25
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20. Say, "I do no more than invoke my Lord, and I join not with God anything."
21. Say, "It is not in my power to cause you harm, or to bring you to right conduct."
22. Say, "No one can deliver me from Allah, nor should I find refuge except in God."
23. Mine is only to convey what I receive from Allah and God's messages. For any that disobey Allah and God's messenger, for them is hell: they shall dwell therein forever.
24. At length, when they see that which they are promised, then will they know who it is that is weakest in helper, and least important in numbers.
25. Say, "I know not whether that which you are promised is near, or whether my Lord will appoint for it a distant term."
The Jinns 67:20-25
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In a daze
Hi Honey! How are you feeling today? I hope you are feeling great and everything is running smoothly for you. I'm sure you are busy, so please get plenty of rest. I'm kind of in a daze right now. It's the fasting, you see- it cleans the heart, and the brain follows suit. So you may have noticed that I don't babble as much during the fasting month. I sing better too, during Ramadan, but I get so worn out. I'm trying to take it easy this evening, doing only 5 or 10 minute chores at a time. I'll be breaking fast with some mangoes, some glutenous rice with coconut cream spread, and rice gruel which they gave out at the mosque.
Hey Natty Honey! Living out of a suitcase again? Keep your cool, have fun at what you do, and watch a movie while you're traveling. Today the computer wants you to watch "Sherlock Holmes: Pursuit to Algiers" (1945). It's on YouTube! I also chose that episode of Mork and Mindy for you. It's interesting that the computer showed it while I was talking about a ring for you...
It was "ugly dress day" for Gwen and I. I will never do that again! Delete! Delete!
Hey Natty Honey! Living out of a suitcase again? Keep your cool, have fun at what you do, and watch a movie while you're traveling. Today the computer wants you to watch "Sherlock Holmes: Pursuit to Algiers" (1945). It's on YouTube! I also chose that episode of Mork and Mindy for you. It's interesting that the computer showed it while I was talking about a ring for you...
It was "ugly dress day" for Gwen and I. I will never do that again! Delete! Delete!
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