Saturday, August 19, 2017

Chee Cheah

Oh, what to do about the elderly?  Chee Cheah was my cat before Floofy came into my life, and I've known her for over 9 years now.  She used to be my Dad's cat, so she likes to copy my Dad, she even looks somewhat like my Dad.  She is about 14 or 15 years old now.  When Floofy became pregnant, she kicked poor Chee Cheah out of my house, so Chee Cheah had to stay outside.  That was about 4 years ago.  A couple of days ago I brought her back inside, to spend the rest of her life inside the house.  Floofy and Luca don't like Chee Cheah, but Doutzen doesn't seem to mind her.  Floofy hisses and bats at Chee Cheah's head with a fat and fluffy paw when Chee Cheah gets too close, but she doesn't use her claws.  Chee Cheah has never been good with the cat box in her life, but what to do?  I'll just have to clean up after her.  She's an old kitty.  She looks sharp in the photo below, but that's because I'm secretly and lightly holding her head up.  Don't you have a snapshot of you with your grandmother, Erin?  I wanna see.

Natty, you are just smokin' hot.  But please put a bra on.  You think you're SO smart by covering your face.  I would appreciate it if you dress modestly and behave like a lady.  **Sigh**  Please stay away from booze and drugs.  I won't marry an alcoholic or drug addict.

Aw Pina, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings when I said "slutty bikini", but you might as well be naked.  No, don't get naked for the Public Eye.  Be modest and dress modestly please.  And please stay away from booze and drugs.

 
 
 
 

Friday, August 18, 2017

Working

I'm close to completing "Woo Hoo", so I have working day and night amidst other stuff I have to do, to make sure it's the way I want it before I release it.  But I don't want to bore you with a musician talking about music.  How are you feeling, my love?  You can be so very formal at times but so can I, I guess.  How's work?  Please make sure you're eating right and getting plenty of rest.

Natty, oh what to do with the elderly?  Let's face it, not everyone is a beautiful young woman.  I want you to post a photo of you and your grandmother, on your mother's side.  I wanna see.

Pina, that's a slutty bikini shot!  You look good in a bikini, but still a bikini is a very slutty outfit.  Be careful someone doesn't Photoshop that photo, and put someone else's head on your body....

Folks, I have some new wallpaper for those of you who like that kind of stuff.  I found this great place that allows you to take snapshots within or with classic art in the background.
 
 
 
 
 
 

Thursday, August 17, 2017

Aw

Please don't cry.  I love you so much, you are so very beautiful.  I will take good loving care of you, I will keep my promise inshaAllah.  I'm sorry I couldn't get things done sooner, but I have to trust in God to get them done and done right.  I have become old.  I still have a little strength left, but I don't know how much longer.  I need kids, that's why I need 3 wives.  In time to train these kids to look after their mother when she gets old.

So Natty, how's your big brother?  I hope he understands that he needs to get the biggest role possible.  I think being James Bond would be just right for him.

Pina, you're being so quiet in Cuba.  I'm guessing that they need you more than you need them.
 
 
 

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

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It's good to feel good, isn't it?  That's what I have been describing to you ages ago, is the glimpses of happiness that God allows us to have while we are still alive.  It's not something we can seek, but it is a gift and it lasts oh such a short time.  You can't get it with drugs, you can't buy it with money: it is a glimpse of perfection.  Then you have to go back to work, and deal with the earth.  In heaven, it is more than just a glimpse.

Bah!  Curry doesn't keep in the cooler.  It goes sour like sour milk.  FAST.  I tried to salvage whatever meat and potatoes I could, but this batch of curry is officially a failure.  I made too much.  I still have some in the freezer which probably isn't sour, but once I defrost that I assume it's only good for one meal.  Which is a shame because it's 4 meals worth of curry.  Bah.

So do you understand who you are, Natty?  You are Rock and Roll royalty, by the grace of Allah.  This means that your conduct is everything.  You can't just say anything, because people will fall madly in love with you.  Beware of showing off, too.  The world is insane, and will go crazy over you.  Because you are MY girl.

So what's going on in Cuba, Pina?  I noticed none of your Dutch friends comment on your Cuba posts.  You were in Amsterdam before you left for Cuba, right?
 
 
 
 

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

The devil is a choice

After a while of chasing money, you have probably figured out that you have to choose between the devil and God.  The devil is everywhere, because God allowed him respite until Judgement Day.  So we can't defeat the devil, even though in the religion of God the devil is our greatest enemy.  But we can defeat the devil in people, including ourselves.  Simply by choosing not to follow him.  And that is the point, the reason why the devil is given so much freedom, is because God sees whether we choose the devil or God.

Yeah, everyone needs money I guess.  So to seek deception in legal contracts, I suggest you seek freedom for yourself, and delete clauses that enslave you.  Clauses that force you to work for free or worse, work to be indebted.  And work can be dangerous.  One might think how nice it is to be a woman, to be taken care of by the man, and leave the man to be the one to worry about corruption.  But that is only true in the truest Islamic sense- nowadays the woman has to be or share in earning a living.  I have tried to be true to God, and I still refuse to sell out my mission to please God with music, but it has always been difficult and with my life on the edge at all times.  But I trust in God to reward me, and get me married.
                            
By the same token, there's no need to abandon bosses that have always been kind to you.  Overwork is a problem, but that's because good help is so hard to find.  And it can be negotiable.  If you are doing business in person, here's a tip on how to spot a hypocrite: observe the expression on his/her face when he/she turns away from talking to you.  Keep your integrity and put your trust and faith in God, and God will help you.  InshaAllah.

So to emulate the Prophet, if it is the world and its glitter that you want, then I will provide for you then set you free in a handsome manner.  But if you seek to please Allah, then Allah will grant you a great reward.  InshaAllah.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Monday, August 14, 2017

Hi Curly!

How are you feeling?  I love how beautiful you are.  Are you enjoying your bread?  Oh, sweet potato.  My Mom tried to make me eat some of that the other day, but I don't really have a taste for it.  What I want is a Giant Tasmanian lobster, but all I have right now is beef and potato curry.  Well, I have a few hot dogs, I'll eat that for lunch.  That sweet potato mix looks like it would be easy to make for you, though.  We must be vigilant about being good to your tummy OK?  I am happy to see you do well.  Please make tons of money for yourself, and never sell your heart away.

Or course you look absolutely stunning, Natty.  What elegant arms and shoulders you have.  But you have been eyeing those spirits, and being tempted right?  Everybody else drinks, it's legal, and you're an adult right?  It's something to do what with all this waiting around right?  Of course you are able to do whatever you please, I am not there to stop you.  But it's so easy to get addicted, so please stay clean.  Your life is not like everyone else.  You are so beautiful.  We live in the Public Eye.  Please hang on to yourself.   Pray.

You may have discovered that you don't have the same opportunities as a traditional model, Pina.  There's something else going on, something big.  The proof is when the Dutch government stepped into your life.  Whatever it is, please know that you are good with a camera.  So take lots of photos, and post them.

I am extremely hard for people to connect with.  I can be standing in front of someone, and they still can't reach me.  My parents live next door, and they have trouble reaching me.  But my wife has a connection to me: she's my wife.  I am the one who maintains that connection, and God is the One Who will bring us together.  InshaAllah.  So please know that people will try to use you to connect to me.  I want you to use that advantage to make a good living for yourself, and please do your best to protect our love and family.
 
 
 



Sunday, August 13, 2017

Beef and potato curry

Hi Honey!  Enjoying the bread?  You didn't eat the whole thing, did you?  I just finished lunch myself, which was beef and tofu hash with pocket bread.  I don't have any money, but I'm sure eating a lot for some reason.  I spent the morning making beef and potato curry, which is a slow process for me since I'm making a batch to last me the rest of the month, which is why I had my lunch while I was cooking.  I'm not like my Mom who can pump out 5 side dishes to go with steamed rice in one morning.  I had to get the coconuts scraped then blended them into milk, peel and cut the onions, ginger and potatoes, blend and create the fond, then put together the curry in a pot saucepan on low heat.  Ugh!  I'm so drowsy!  I hope I have time to take a nap before voice training.

Wow, Canada sure looks pretty.  It looks like a postcard, while you look like the Tourism Authority of Canada.  Natty honey!  You should have pasted a maple leaf on to that pretty little butt of yours.  A BIG maple leaf.

Ah finally, some photos from Cuba!  I was beginning to think you didn't actually go there.  No that's not true, I was thinking that you weren't there to work.  Looks beautiful Pina, just like you.  Post more photos Pina, and help Cuba out.