Thursday, July 10, 2025

I want pizza!

 

Things are getting enormous, huh!  Scared?  It's OK to be scared.  Put your fear in Allah, and plan every step from entrance to exit.

Now that I don't work at the pizza joint anymore, I absolutely love pizza!  But I can't afford it.  Knowing how to make great pizza just makes the craving worse, because I don't want to cut corners.

I'm sure you know that pepperoni is the unused parts of the pig ground into a hard sausage mixed up with spices to drown out its disgustingness, and behold!  The humans love it.  The local pizza places have a chicken version of the concept.  I prefer my own sausage recipe.  It's halal and heavenly.  As for pineapple on pizza, I guess it's OK.  I'll make you a chicken and pineapple pizza someday inshaAllah.



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