The flirt

 

You will never be "one of the guys" because you don't smell like them.  Boys don't play the same as girls, and you don't want them to either.  If love is what you find or seek at such gatherings, then you don't want me.  But I love you so much, you are very precious to me.  If you insist on being social in that way, then make it a very large group with many females present.