Set list

 

Yes Honey, that is a nice booty and I like it very much.  Please don't get bloated.  It's so much nicer than what you drew on your set list.  I like your set list.  You don't have many songs on it but you're still young and you're a jam band anyway, so that's about an hour and half of music.  Just don't be boring with your jams!  Keep an eye on your drummer's face!

You're probably wondering about Mary's set list.  I'm the one who made the list, but Mary is one who decides what songs she sings each day.  Mary is emotional singer, and there is no sincerity when her emotions don't match the song.  Currently there are 329 songs on the list.  I have the songs programmed into a cell phone which also doubles as Mary's monitor.  The media player is set on random, so it selects which song is played next.  If Mary doesn't feel like singing that song, she skips to the next one.  That way she can keep pounding out songs one after another for 2 hours straight with minimal pause, and it's practically impossible to have the same list as the day before.  If you want me to type down the current list for you, I can email it to you.  I'm not going to display it here because I don't want the crowd to see it.  I don't have your email address.