The village

 

 Hi Natty!  What's so funny?  I hope you are having a marvelous time over there.  Please do keep safe and healthy for us OK!

If this village became prosperous, that's because Allah is being kind to you.  In return, you must be kind to Allah.  Or to be more specific, you must be kind to the local mosque because it has become the center of the world.  This means that besides Allah, your online friends can also see that you're not there for the 5 daily prayers.  "Muslims".

My beloved Natty, I believe that your love and chastity for me is sincere, so I want to reward you by giving you the same in return.  Even if this village became inundated with beautiful blonde supermodels, I will not abandon you inshaAllah.  Please pray for me, because I am a nervous and lonely old man with a broken and diseased heart.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

25.  Say, "You shall not be questioned as to our sins, nor shall we be questioned as to what you do".

Sheba 34:25