The British are coming

 

Hi Natty!  Natty, you're so pretty!  Your hair looks fabulous, dahlink.  We're here for the hair!  Where are you now, Honey?  Are you in jolly old England?  Wot wot!  Would you like a cup of tea?  I grew up in England when I was a tiny little kid, did I ever tell you that?  In fact, I have a snapshot of my old house that I found on Google:

We lived in the basement.  I didn't realize that I lived by a graveyard.  Creepy!  I probably didn't know what it was.  I was only 4.  So what are you having for dinner?  Please show us your dinner, we would love to see it!  I had steak sandwiches for dinner.  It was a nice quick fix, because I went out to buy gasoline.  I also bought some raw peanuts, which I'm roasting right now.  It's been a hot day.  I think I'll have some iced tea!  Don't you think it's strange that hot tea is a British stereotype, while iced tea is an American stereotype?  Or is it just me?

Mary's outfit today is:

::TD:: Ani Mesh Fall Gown

Alli&Ali Designs Ariel Hair

~*~Shar's~*~ Christmas Fun Gloves

RazzaNova MakeUp - Full Lips - Golden Soul

Necklace xion by Paloma Faith

Pure Poison - Tiana Sandals

OK folks, I believe I've gone through all the designers Spring 2022 Ready-To-Wear collections.  And the winner is.... ZUHAIR MURAD!  YAY!!  WOO HOO!!  YIPPEE!!  YAHOO!!  I think it was the 2 girls that gave him the advantage.  The prize is... that he gets to be the winner!!  YAY!!  WOO HOO!!  YIPPEE!!  YAHOO!! 

 Next is Spring 2022 Couture.  I see that few fashion brands have the nerve to do couture, so that means I have less than a month's worth of reviews (if I did all of them).  I'm not doing Fall 2022 Ready-To-Wear until September 1 inshaAllah.  So when I run out of couture, I guess I'll do Resort 2022.  No contest there, folks.  I don't think I would be able to finish all the Resort 2022 by September 1.

Here is a list of a top 10 ranking: the best haute couture brands by thevou.com:

• 1/10. DIOR.
• 2/10. CHANEL.
• 3/10. SCHIAPARELLI.
• 4/10. JEAN PAUL GAULTIER.
• 5/10. GIVENCHY.
• 6/10. ALEXANDER MCQUEEN.
• 7/10. VALENTINO.
• 8/10. FENDI.
• 9/10. ADELINE ANDRE
• 10/10. FRANCK SORBIER
• I don't know who thevou.com is, but they were the top search I found on Google.  Anyway, I'm starting off with the Chanel SPRING 2022 COUTURE collection.  Hm, what's with the black eye?