Letter to Julia 20140219

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

And how are you coping with the mayhem, my beloved wives inshaAllah?  I love you, I love you.  I warned you that there would be mayhem.  But it's all so exciting isn't it?  If Allah protects us, then nothing can harm us.  It must be true that blondes have more fun.  I should bleach my hair blonde.  But I suppose I need to be serious.  So I'll keep my hair black.  Actually, I'm graying more and more.  I need to move slowly.  Oh so slow...  So please be good girls, maintain your prayers, and be patient.

I love you, I love you.