The flirt

 

You will never be "one of the guys" because you don't smell like them.  Boys don't play the same as girls, and you don't want them to either.  If love is what you find or seek at such gatherings, then you don't want me.  But I love you so much, you are very precious to me.  If you insist on being social in that way, then make it a very large group with many females present.

The luxury cruise

 

I admire the way you run your ship, being magnanimous and social as you are.  I tried to do it your style, but it didn't work for me.  I'm more into the "mysterious unknown forces" approach to music business.  I don't know how you are able to embrace all that shit talk from people.  It must make you paranoid.  But that's your luxury cruise, not mine.  You're going to become a crazy old lady!

Paranoia isn't paranoia when you live in the public eye and it's your day to day business routine.  But my religion demands that I not be skeptical of people.  I try, inshaAllah.

What's this for?

 

It's for lonely men!

Oh, I saw that rant on YouTube of your pasting a bunch of clips of men criticizing you.  I don't know what you're trying to accomplish, but it sure looks like they know that they can push your buttons.  What are you trying to do?

Do you dance?

 

I've seen you try to dance.  I can't really dance either.  I could thrash around to how I felt, but my feet have gotten so big plus I don't do anymore thrashing around.  When we get together inshaAllah, we will dance together.  We'll make up some sort of dance.

It's OK to be scared, but you must put your fear in Allah.  The advantage of being the female is that your husband has to do the soldier stuff.  You must love your man, and show the world you love him.  I guess we had to dance to the recent craziness of the world, and it's not even a full moon yet.  If I had had money, I would have bought musical and computer equipment and I would have spent the time producing Shadowplay's next album.  Instead of being a psychic busybody.  Oh well, such is life.  Just a lonely and destitute old man taking another step towards death.

Remco

 

Jam with Remco while you're in the Netherlands, Grace.  I left him a message to pay attention to you.  Remco has a unique thumb style which makes him probably the best funk bassist on the planet.

Freedom flotilla

 

I will have to show support for Greta on this one.  Greta, Israel is controlled by ruthless gangsters that came from the USA and the  goal of this conflict is firearms sales.  Their allies are Italian.

The Netherlands

 

I have a feeling you're going to do well in the Netherlands inshaAllah.  I want cheese.  Give me lots of good cheese!