No fence sitters allowed

 

Hi Natty!  Thank you for your love!  I love you too!  Try to enjoy your position and who you are, OK!  You are MY girl.  Please keep safe and healthy.  Your family too.

Since I dumped a cell phone carrier and went fiberoptic, streams from my studio have been hacker-free.  But I still have to stream the Qur'an from the mosque before the afternoon prayer, and my connection to the server and my other cell phone number keeps getting hijacked.  If the mosque had WiFi it would help, but they don't.  I'm clearly not a fence-sitter inshaAllah, but that list below is tough to navigate.  I could change my soap, after all, any soap works great when you wet it with bleach water.  I don't consume a lot of sugar, thus the bottle of Coca-Cola that's in my cooler has been sitting there unopened for a week now.  But that deodorant is the only one that works on these stinky armpits.  Sigh.  I want to smell like fresh strawberries.

Ain't no blondes around here

 

Hi Natty!  Thank you for your love!  I love you too!  I hope you are having a great time over there.  Are they dressing you up all sexy?  Please keep safe and healthy, my love.

People mostly all look the same around here.  I don't think this town will become inundated with blondes anytime soon.  But you never know.

Watch out for fake friends!

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

119.  Ah!  You are those who love them, but they love you not.  Though you believe in the whole of the Book, when they meet you they say, "We believe."  But when they are alone, they bite off the very tips off their fingers at you in their rage.  Say, "Perish in your rage.  Allah knows well all the secrets of the heart."

The Family of Imran 3:119

Burger! Burger! Burger!

 

Hi Natty!  How lovely it is to see you again, my beloved.  That is some nice jewelry too.  I want that droplet of water running down your chin.  I'll mix it in my shaved ice!  I hope you're keeping safe and healthy, Mrs. Global.  Don't worry so much, we'll be fabulous inshaAllah.  It's going to get busier, so just relax and pace yourself.

I had breakfast at the mosque yesterday.  I mean, I broke fast.  Someone brought in what they called "kebabs", which were really pitas stuffed with meat and sauce.  I made some burgers for my pre-dawn meal.  Well, not exactly burgers.  I'm really into tortillas right now, so I made quesadillas stuffed with ground beef, diced cashews and chopped Enoki mushrooms.  Here's what my "burgers" looked like:

Twice the fashion

 

Natty, where are you?  Please talk to me because I love you.  How's the family?  Are having your brother wear that black hat too?

Some women manage to stay beautiful when they get older.  That didn't happen to Kate Moss, even though she can still get gigs.  Her doppelganger looks good, though.  Short but good.  It would be tough to find your lookalike, Natty.  They can't match that classic side profile.

Movie night

 

Natty, where are you?  Please talk to me because I love you.  Yes it is fasting month, but don't worry so much.  The first week is usually tough, but afterwards it's not such a big deal.

It's movie night again!  Watch a movie with me!  "Nope" (2022).   This movie is a masterpiece.  I haven't loved every single minute of a movie since "Mulholland Drive".  I do want to point out an imperfection: no mice and no cats!  Every ranch has mice, thus every ranch has cats.  Right?  And cats would be very sensitive to Jean Jacket's activity.  I know: Jean Jacket ate them all.  It swooped down from the sky and picked off all the tiny mice and cats one by one without anyone noticing.

Not interested

 

Natty, where are you?  Please talk to me because I love you.  I don't want those other girls!  I want my Natty!

Interested?

 

Natty, where are you?  Please talk to me because I love you.  I miss your blue eyes.  I'm sure you are busy, so please keep safe and healthy.

I'm sure some of you folks have noticed my switch from cell phone Internet to fiberoptic.  Of course, Mary had a late start and only a 45 minute set yesterday.  But there were no interruptions, and the Twitch stream is actually watchable.  I would like to tell you the story of the transition.

At first, I tried to sign up online but cell phone Internet made it impossible.  Then I tried calling, but the calls didn't connect most of the time and when they did, the sound was fuzzy.  One party's phone texted back that it had received the call, and I texted that back by saying that I wanted fiberoptic Internet.  Then a human got involved, and we began the signup process.  I filled out the form by texting, but some crucial information kept on getting blocked when I sent it.  I had to use 2 phones to get the information through, one phone to distract while the other did the work.  That still wasn't enough, so I had to tell the lady (over a fuzzy connection) to complete the form for me.  Obviously she was aware of the hidden enemies and helped me compensate, because here I am now on fiberoptic Internet.  The moral of this story is that your cell phone company is a traitor, folks.