The Met Gala 2023

 

Hi Natty!  You're looking very cozy Honey, I would love to snuggle up with you.  It looks like it's going to be a cool night tonight.  I love those earrings, Darling.  Please be patient with me, and keep safe and healthy.  It's been a busy day for me.  It's the Met Gala!  Showtime was 6:30 am for me, so I had to put on an extra thick cup of Starbucks after the dawn prayer.  The cats were busy prepping for the show.  Anna led the way.  3 hours before Showtime, she was hunting down bugs and geckos, eating them then puking them out, and the other cats would then eat what she puked out.  2 hours before Showtime, the cats figured out how to open the trash can.  They would sit on the trash can then jump off, which would flick the can, the lid off the can, and all the trash onto the floor.  Just before 6:30 am, Adolf Kitler was guarding the washer against all intruders.  They were ready for the show.

The theme for Met Gala 2023 is the easiest ever: just wear couture then say, "It was inspired by Karl!"  Um...yeah!  Anybody who really cared about Karl-baby's work would come back later when it wasn't busy, then spend all day meditating on the exhibits.  But Monday night, the real reason to be there is to out-dress everyone else then climb up those stairs.  The star of the show was obviously Anna Wintour.  It was a cleverly executed production, Anna.  You go, girl!  Nice outfit, too.

The winner of the 2023 Met Gala (Ladies) is...  Julia Garner!

The winner of the 2023 Met Gala (Gentlemen) is... Tommy Hilfiger!  I don't usually judge the men, but Tommy's look was outstanding!

Mary's outfit is:

LIVIA::Just Reds // Lipstick 1

Alli&Ali Designs Jasmine Hair

[ GRAVEYARD ] Chains Necklace

.:KC:. WITCHQUEEN HEELS

~Misato~  Butterfly Print  Dress

Here are my picks from the For Restless Sleepers SPRING 2023 READY-TO-WEAR collection:

Here are my picks from the Frederick Anderson SPRING 2023 READY-TO-WEAR collection:

Here are my picks from the Gabriela Hearst SPRING 2023 READY-TO-WEAR collection:

Happy Anniversary, Natty!

 

I love you with all of my heart!  Are you going to watch the Met Gala?

Mary's outfit is:

LIVIA::Just Reds // Lipstick 1

LAQ ~ Kira hair 2

Zuri Rayna~Poinsettia White/Gold Earrings

-KC- NENYA HEELS

~CandyMetal~ Peggy Summer Dress

Here are my picks from the Ferragamo SPRING 2023 READY-TO-WEAR collection:

Here are my picks from the Ferrari SPRING 2023 READY-TO-WEAR collection:

Here are my picks from the Filippa K SPRING 2023 READY-TO-WEAR collection:

I want my girl

 

Hi Natty!  How are you, my beloved?  Things must be exciting for you over there.  I hope you are having tons of fun being you.  You are beautiful, and I love you with all of my heart.  Please keep safe and healthy.  It's just an average Sunday for me here.  A lot of labor in the morning, now it's time to do computer work.  About that video above, it's not weird if you were to look at it from a certain point of view.  Many Muslim men, and by association Arabs and Asians, have a fascination for pretty blondes.  Me too, I guess.  Natty is MY girl!  Mine, mine, MINE!  There is a guy in this village that has a strange kind of shrine set up on his porch table, the centerpiece being a blonde mannequin head.  Creepy, huh?  So are a lot of humans.

Folks, I need to ask forgiveness for my faults.  I am unfriendly.  It's been a dangerous life, and I have become distrustful of humans.  I don't want to tour, and I don't want to meet people.  It is my task to give you Mary and the music without asking for anything in return.  But I'm just one guy, with no money and no sponsors.  I try to do what is best for the music, and not subject it to agendas that are in conflict of interest with Allah.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

93.  And remember We took your Covenant and We raised above you of the Mountain: hold firmly to what We have given you, and hearken.  They said, "We hear and we disobey," and they had to drink into their hearts of the calf because of their faithlessness.  Say, "Vile indeed are the behests of your faith, if you have any faith!"

(The Heifer 1:93)

Internet was slow last night, so I couldn't do Mary's wardrobe.  It's a good thing she has a pretty gown on right now.  Here are my picks from the Fe Noel SPRING 2023 READY-TO-WEAR collection:

Here are my picks from the Feben SPRING 2023 READY-TO-WEAR collection:

Here are my picks from the Fendi SPRING 2023 READY-TO-WEAR collection: