And the winner is...

 

Hi Natty!  How are you, Honey?  I hope you are doing well, and keeping safe and healthy.  I love you with all of my heart.  I'm doing OK over here.  Dinner was boring, just rice with beef and onions in soy sauce.  I won't do that again.  It wasn't bad, but it was so boring.  Lunch was better, sardine rolls!  My sardine rolls are a winner, Natty.  I think you'll like them, they're so simple.  I recently discovered that it was white rice that gives my cats diarrhea.  Strange, and they love white rice.  But of course they would like something that's bad for them, so no more of that.  And Lookie can't even handle my sardine rolls!  How pathetic.  I can't venture much past kibble with her.  It wouldn't be so bad if they weren't so obnoxious about sharing my food.

And the winner of the 2023 Golden Globe Awards is Jenna Ortega!  Congratulations, girl!  You totally nailed the look and aura!  Your prize is that you get to be a movie star!  Hooray!  In other fashion news, I was reading the obituary for Tatjana Patitz (we're the same age), and I saw that Anna Wintour has a new title: chief content officer of Condé Nast and global editorial director of Vogue.  Congratulations, girl!  Anybody with a title like that has to be a big winner!  For your prize, you get to boss people around and tell them what to do!  Another death today is that of Jeff Beck.  I learned my right hand technique from watching Jeff play guitar.  From Allah is our origin, and to Allah is our return.

Mary's outfit is:

LIVIA::Just Reds // Lipstick 1

*Mayden couture* - Florance black shades

Alli&Ali Designs Ariel Hair

Bowtique - Dolly Heels - White (Black Lace)

Chop Zuey - Katsumi - Necklace

[GH] Chanel Outfit

[sYs] LIDO jacket

Here are my picks from the Maison Rabih Kayrouz FALL 2022 READY-TO-WEAR collection:

Here are my picks from the Maje FALL 2022 READY-TO-WEAR collection:

Here are my picks from the Mame Kurogouchi FALL 2022 READY-TO-WEAR collection:

Here are my picks from the Margaret Howell FALL 2022 READY-TO-WEAR collection:

Kitten update

 

Hi Natty!  How are you today?  I hope you are feeling well and keeping safe.  It's hot today!  I suppose that's a good thing, even though I hate hot weather.  It's supposed to be the hot season.  Climate events that occur as expected means no weather distortion.  We can't stop the end of the world, but the task of the righteous is to slow it down.

Aren't those kittens so adorable!  The basket is overflowing with joy.  They totally look like miniature cats now, and behave as such.  Less than one month old!  Here's a story about mama cat...  A couple of nights ago, I heard somebody scampering around on my roof.  Which is not an uncommon nuisance, this tropical country is full of wild critters, and one can often see squirrels and civet cats walking the tightrope of power lines.  Apparently a squirrel got trapped on my roof because during the cats' dinner time yesterday, there was a big commotion, an event so mighty that the cats didn't finish their food.  Mama cat caught herself a squirrel!  I wish I had been able to save the squirrel's life but I was doing pushups at the time, and by the time I got out the poor thing was a goner.  Lookie loves to catch geckos.  She eats the head, and leaves the rest for me to clean up.  This was the biggest gecko she ever caught, and the furriest too!  Needless to say she tried to eat the head, but chomping down on a squirrel's skull was too much for her, so she puked it out.  Poor squirrel.

Mary's outfit is:

LIVIA::Just Reds // Lipstick 1

*Lurve* Love Blooms Mini

Alli&Ali Designs Woohey Hair

-KC- AMIRA BOOTS

[love always] lit earrings

Here are my picks from the Luisa Beccaria FALL 2022 READY-TO-WEAR collection.  Nice collection Luisa, but those stockings ruined many outfits!

Here are my picks from the Lutz Huelle FALL 2022 READY-TO-WEAR collection:

Here are my picks from the Mach&Mach FALL 2022 READY-TO-WEAR collection:

Here are my picks from the Maisie Wilen FALL 2022 READY-TO-WEAR collection:

Not balanced

 

Hi Natty!  What's going on?  Did you get a fine catch today?  Please make sure you cook that wild meat thoroughly, and don't forget to pronounce the name of God before you eat it.  It's been a curry day for me.  I had rice with beef and potato curry for lunch, then I had curry pups for dinner.  Don't worry, beef curry!

I did my laundry this morning.  The washer was out of balance.  I used some cloth to prop up the feet which I placed the washer on 4 small bricks.  I elevate the washer because I'm dealing with water, you know.  But the cloth couldn't withstand the weight anymore, so I replaced it with some folded up magazine.

Music is "dakwah" for me, so I am forbidden to ask the humans for any compensation.  Fashion however is a by-product of the music, and the fashion industry must pay me for the daily fashion reviews that I do so I can be married to my Natty.  Anna Wintour might have me be a fashion editor, but I am not a fashion editor.  I am a fashion dictator.  My cat's name is Adolf Kitler.  I don't have any nice clothes and I definitely don't have any expensive clothes.  The only pair of shoes I have that cover my toes are the rubber boots I wear when I cut the grass.  I don't want people to know me.  I don't want to conform to fashion politico.  I don't want to attend parties and mingle with people I can't stand.  Just send an accountant over to this village and pay me in cash local currency.  Dress him/her up nicely and keep in mind that this is a Muslim community, so please dress appropriately.  You people know how to do that, right?  I'm not that hard to find, I'm at the mosque for the prayers except the dawn prayer because I need to sleep in.  Or you guys can just not pay me anything at all.  Find out what happens.

Mary's outfit is:

Natural lips gloss II by Katt Yeetly

Chop Zuey Couture Jewellery Le Petit Fleur Necklace

Amy White and Pink Bra by INSOLENCE

Riders Vaquera Boots

Vonfyrsten 346 Miss A suit

[TCoD] ~ Sharon Hair and hat

Here are my picks from the Lorena Antoniazzi FALL 2022 READY-TO-WEAR collection:

Here are my picks from the Loro Piana FALL 2022 READY-TO-WEAR collection:

Here are my picks from the Louis Vuitton FALL 2022 READY-TO-WEAR collection:

Here are my picks from the Ludovic de Saint Sernin FALL 2022 READY-TO-WEAR collection: